➥     STATUS  :  CLOSED  @doghoods ➥     FEATURING  :  AGENTEPSILON  +  AGENTVITALIS

➥     STATUS  :  CLOSED  @sp3cters ➥     FEATURING  :  AGENTMERCURY  +  AGENTBYTE

           "     jordan,     "     a  half-hearted  sing-song  as  they  jog  up  to  the  other  agent.  chaos  would  be  a  nice  way  to  describe  the  current  environment  throughout  mercy.  and  while  yejide  considers  themself  a  regular  perpetrator  and  enjoyer  of  chaos,  this  is  far  out  of  their  scope  the  tactical  agent  would  know  better,  she  always  does.     "     is  all  of  this  something  we  should  be  super  concerned  about     ?     or  is  it...  business  as  usual     ?     i  feel  so  out  of  my  depth  and  everything  is  so  vague.     "

➥     STATUS  :  CLOSED  @putresceres ➥     FEATURING  :  AGENTHADES  +  AGENTBYTE

            "     didn't  know  what  you  could  use  right  now,  so  i  got  a  little  bit  of  everything.     "     they  elbow  their  way  through  the  door  to  the  surveillance  center,  a  to-go  drink  carrier  in  each  hand.     (     five  coffees  with  various  amounts  of  sugar,  cream,  dairy  substitutions,  syrups,  and  caffeine  ;  one  redbull  ;  one  monster  ;  and  a  single  mango  white  claw  as  a  little  treat  )     they,  like  most  everyone  else  in  intelligence,  ignore  the  signs  declaring  no  food  and  drink  near  computers  as  they  approach  prudence.     "     pick  your  poison.  were  you  able  to  make  any  headway     ?     "

➥     STATUS  :  CLOSED   @tcxicities ➥     FEATURING  :  AGENTBELLADONNA  +  AGENTVITALIS

            melodramatic  would  be  far  too  nice  a  descriptor  for  maxime's  current  condition,  sprawled  on  the  small  couch  in  his  office  that's  more  or  less  become  his  bed  these  past  few  months.   he  keeps  the  door  locked,  but  he's  clearly  losing  his  mind  because  the  knob  turns  and  the  door  screeches  open.  maxime  sighs,  rubs  a  hand  over  his  face,  and  pulls  himself  into  a  slouched  sitting  position.     "     have  you  come  to  laugh  at  me  in  my  miserable  state     ?     better  that  it's  you  than  some  sorry  junior  agent  that  does  not  knock.     "

I’ve got a sixth sense it’s called paranoia

➥     status  :  open  +  ongoing  ...  ➥     location  :  mercy's  recreation  center

          not  a  full  ten seconds  pass  when  the  other  agent  walks  in  before  yejide  scrambles  to  her  feet  and  beelines  towards  them.     "     okay,  so,  hear me out.  i  know  everyone's  super  stressed  and  wants  to  make  sure  they're  getting  stuff  done  and  everything,  and  that's  cool  and  important  but  i  feel  like  people  are  driving  themselves  into  the  ground.     "     she  speaks  a  mile  a  minute,  her  pre-prepared  spiel  thrown  out  the  window  the  moment  she  had  someone  to  deliver  it  to.     "     i'm  proposing  an organization-wide  game  night.     "     a  finger  is  held  up  to  silence  them  before  they  have  a  chance  to  respond  and  she  looks  over  her  shoulder  at  the video  and  board  games  she  set  up  and  brushed  the  collected  dust  off.     "     i  think  it  has  a  chance  to  be  successful,  i  just  need  support.     "

$ = for neve because of ...reasons

MEMEPROMPT : Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ SENT 2:24 AM to vanessa DO NOT TEXT ] do you ever think about what we could have done differently? if the outcome would have been the same? [ SENT 2:24 AM to vanessa DO NOT TEXT ] sorry, wrong number. please disregard [ guinevere lovelace has blocked vanessa DO NOT TEXT ]

Ayo Edebiri as Sydney Adamu in The Bear — 2.04 "Honeydew" + 2.05 "Pop"

          oh  what  he  would  have  given  for  the  email  to  have  been  the  most  of  it.  the  actual  video  has  been  playing  itself  on  loop  in  his  head  —  of  all  the  things  he's  been  having  trouble  holding  on  to  ,  why  is  this  not  one  of  them  ?  maxime  pinches  the  bridge  of  his  nose  and  takes  a  deep  breath.     "     you  wouldn't  happen  to  have  the  name  of  that  junior  agent  ?     nothing  about  it  is  funny.  you  understand  how  this  works.  we  cannot  afford  to  have  anyone  sticking  their  nose  where  it  does  not  belong  ,  especially  not  during  this time  ,  and  certainly  not  junior  agents.     "     he  takes  the  seat  across  from  her  ,  brow  furrowed  and  mouth  pulled  into  a  signature  frown.     "     how  are  they  doing  with  all  this  ?  any  problems  ?     "

✧             STATUS:          open ✧             LOCATION:          unspecified  within  mercy  hq ✧             WHO:          jordan  &  your  muse

              “  if  it’s  about  the  mass  email  that  was  sent  out  ,  i’m  afraid  i  can’t  help  you  with  that  .  ”  jordan  sets  down  her  phone  and  looks  up  at  [  your  muse  ]  .  the  contents  of  that  email  ?  a  little  disturbing  .  but  what  can  they  do  ?  not  much  if  she’s  honest  .  “  although  ,  i  think  i  had  a  junior  agent  ask  if  i  could  hack  into  tmo’s  system  to  find  out  more  information  .  that  was  funny  .  ”

➥     STATUS  :  CLOSED  @putresceres ➥     FEATURING  :  AGENTHADES  +  AGENTVITALIS

          he  has  dedicated  years  to  determining  if  it  is  at  all  possible  to  control  the  mutation  received  upon  successful  solaris  administration.  every  time  he  thinks  he's  close,  an  ability  such  as  prudence's  appears.  by  all  means,  transmutation  should  be  a  gift.     (     aren't  they  all  gifts     ?     then  why  is  he  seeing  more  failures,  rejections,  side  effects,  and  possibly  violent  deaths     ?     )     "     how  have  your  attempts  at  managing  it  gone  so  far     ?     "

𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝚀 #𝟷  ...  𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙿𝙴𝚃? 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁  ...  𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚘

𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝚀 #𝟸  ...  𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁'𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴? 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁  ...  ****

𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝚀 #𝟹  ...  𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚁? 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁  ...  ************** **** ******** ***** **********

               𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙱𝚈𝚃𝙴

𝟶𝟶𝟷.   𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂   ...

⋯⋯⋯   GENERAL DETAILS.

FULL NAME:   yejide muyiwa. NICKNAME(S):   none. ALIAS:  agent byte. AGE:   twenty8. DATE OF BIRTH:   august 18. PLACE OF BIRTH:   seattle, washington. CURRENT LOCATION:   apex city, washington. GENDER:   agender. PRONOUNS:   she/he/they, no preference. ORIENTATION:   bisexual. ROLE:   intelligence agent,  five years. EDUCATION LEVEL:   college drop out (mit).

⋯⋯⋯   PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, ETC.

HEIGHT:   5'6. TATTOOS:   none. PIERCINGS:   one in each ear. CLOTHING STYLE:   1) comfortable. 2) colorful & fun. DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS:   biiiiiig smile.

⋯⋯⋯   HEALTH.

ALLERGIES:   peanuts. SLEEPING HABITS:   poor. non-existent sleep schedule, but sleeps a lot? day naps... so many naps...  EATING HABITS:   enjoys sweets a lot. SOCIABILITY:   10/10.  highly sociable.  the extrovert friend. DRINKING / SMOKING / DRUGS:   no / no / no. RADIANT STATUS:  none.

⋯⋯⋯   PERSONALITY.

LABELS / TROPES:   awesome by analysis,  beware the nice ones,  bunny ears lawyer,  doesn't like weapons,  cause = consequence,  the heart,  magical computer,  mission control,  the nicknamer,  recruiting the criminal,  the reliable one,  the smart gal,  voice with an internet connection,  perpetual smiler,  silly rabbit cynicism is for losers,  you are not alone,  bad liar,  the cutie,  beware the silly ones,  did not think this through. INSPIRATIONS:   jester lavorre (cr2), jessica day (new girl), phil dunphy (modern family), penelope garcia (cm). POSITIVE TRAITS:   ambitious,  enthusiastic,  creative,  expressive,  mischievous,  intelligent,  resourceful,  excitable,  active listener,  compassionate,  perky. NEGATIVE TRAITS:   clumsy,  credulous,  unrealistic,  troublesome,  unorganized,  overimaginative,  impatient,  easily discouraged. LIKES:   all music,  winter,  birds. DISLIKES:   alcoholic drinks,  tight schedules,  summer. FEARS:   disappointing people that depend on her,  failure. HABITS:   bouncing on toes, nervous laughter, bouncing leg, filler words. HOBBIES:   watching tv / movies, reading, strategy games, d&d.

⋯⋯⋯   FAMILY, RELATIONSHIPS, ETC.

MOTHER:   unknown. FATHER:   unknown. SIGNIFICANT OTHER:   none.  BEST FRIEND:   tba.  EXES:   none serious.  SIBLING(S):   none biological.  CHILDREN:   none.  PET(S):   parrot named sir talks a lot (lottie for short).

𝟶𝟶𝟸.   𝙱𝙸𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙷𝚈 / 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂   … 

shortly after birth, yejide was left in a baby car seat at seattle's fire station 19, accompanied by a letter written on composition paper stating her name and how sorry her birth parents are for leaving her like this, but they simply do not have the means to raise her right now. until proper care can be given, yejide is taken care of by firefighters that dote upon her every second of the day.

she is shortly placed into the foster care system, and though she is nearly adopted several times over the first few years of her life, something always happens that stops the process right in its tracks.

long story short, she is never adopted, simply bounced around from foster house to foster house getting her hopes up only to be miserably crushed. yejide came out of the system with lifelong friends made with her foster siblings.

[ car accident tw ] she was accepted with a full scholarship to MIT, attributed to her incredible capabilities on a computer. she kept in close contact with all of her foster siblings and even attended MIT with one that was a couple years older. unfortunately, they died in a car accident. filled with grief over losing someone she considered family, she dropped out of MIT and bounced around the country, couch surfing.

she continued to teach herself coding and advanced computer engineering in an attempt to keep herself together and occupied. eventually, this formed into becoming a vigilante hacker, attacking businesses and people she thought were engaged in criminal activities or other such activities that went against her own moral compass. curious about mercy, she did hack into mercy's systems and was caught shortly after. yejide was given the option between working for them or serving jail time, and she decided to accept the job.

she has been at mercy for five years now, and does stay in the on base accommodations as she feels that's what's best for her and it gives her a way to interact with everyone in one way or another. absolutely the person you want on your side during any problem, whether that be personal or professional. undying support and loyalty for anyone that shows her a smidge of kindness. surprisingly great at interrogation if only because of her unnerving ability to talk her way into or out of anything, alongside her undeterred charisma, but she honestly hates the interrogation part of her job the most and is likely to trade any interrogation assignments with a coworker for a favor.

𝟶𝟶𝟹.   𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂   ...

updated soon... prommy