"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"
"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."
"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"
"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."
So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Used my least favorite color and a misspelling of my least favorite drink.
Pauie
PEDRO PASCAL & COLMAN DOMINGO VANITY FAIR'S HOLLYWOOD ISSUE 2024
"It's working BETTER after it broke" sounds exactly like something one of Elmu's companies would say.