Greengreenminty - You're Too Sweet For Me

Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from a chinese fic here)

please ignore the terrible, terrible headline thingies on the magazine cover I have no idea how to do this

Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names:

1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)

1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)

2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)

3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

Did someone say shipping dynamics?!?! Presenting the “Pining” and “It’s Complicated” editions

soulmate? um no i'm afraid you misheard. i said soilmate. i want someone to lay in the dirt with.

my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from a chinese fic here)

please ignore the terrible, terrible headline thingies on the magazine cover I have no idea how to do this

ways your characters can show varying emotions

to show sadness (grief, sorrow):

- sharply sucking in a breath

- hiccuping from crying so hard

- uncontrollable sobbing

- slumped shoulders, head down

- weather can be used to show emotions — not just rain, but a shining sun and birds chirping contrasts well with a grieving character

- depending on the person, sadness can result in lashing out at others for no reason or shutting everyone out

to show anger (rage, frustration)

- red face, fists clenched

- narrow eyes

- sharp comebacks, gritting teeth

- the air around them is tense

- others may be silent, ignoring whoever they’re angry at

- inhales

- angry. tears.

- kicking, punching, slapping

to show shock (hurt, confusion)

- wide, confused eyes

- freezing in place

- collapsing to their knees

- silent and blank-faced

- ignoring everything else happening around them

to show happiness (joy, delight)

- bright eyes

- crinkles around their eyes from smiling so much

- laughter!

- optimism

- playful, laid back nature

- the weight being lifted off their shoulders

- relaxed sigh

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Soulmate Au #2 Everytime you fall asleep while your soulmate isn’t, you can see what they see, but you can’t control what they are doing.

What if you go to sleep and your soulmate writes stories so they’re always up late. So you just watch as they write for hours, watching every little word appear on the screen.

What if your soulmate loves to paint pictures, or do graffiti with only red paint, like they only ever use red paint. So you decide to take an early nap too see what store they go to in order to buy that shade of red, and it turns out they are a murder.

What if you watch as your soulmate leaves little notes and just stares at them so you can read them, like little, “where ever you are, I love you.” notes?

What if your soulmate is your best friend, and at a sleep over you fall asleep first you you just see in thier vision as they draw dicks on your forehead.

What if your soulmate is being held captive so you use your resources to figure out where they are.

What if your soulmates dead and you just fall asleep and see that your in a coffin. Unmoving.

What if your soulmate writes little notes for you and you do the same and you have little conversations via notes and one day you fall asleep and you see that your in a hospital, flatlining.