*screams*

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

Dear diary,

It's been two weeks now.

I relate to good omens because I too require a six thousand year friendship before kissing someone

Pt I good omens but i've never watched it

i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right

there's a demon named crowley

there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'

the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily

Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real

is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real

there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same

there is a bookstore and crowley is sad

they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.

there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though

the demon wears sunglasses

it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay

things are on fire

they are very gay

there was a book and at one point they switch bodies

more fire and crowley screaming

they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means

they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which

gay

The Ineffable Husbands cannot have nice things even in the Sims (yes, my coping mechanism after S2).

They had only had perfect dates and everything was going smoothly and life was good and then Crowley wanted to propose to Aziraphale...

And Aziraphale, meanwhile, wanted to break up with Crowley. For some inexplicable reason.

So anyway. Ineffable Divorce 2.0.

It’s essential for someone on stage to be distractive enough for the magician to do their trick undiscovered

Let there be light

A set of two 🤍

I will never get over this

And this

And this

And this

And this

And… I mean I am surprised they didn’t have Aziraphale dancing in the streets to “I am in love with Crowley”. Probably having cars crashing around him as he got in the way. Which he didn’t notice. Because he’s in love.

‘He’s too pure of heart to be anyone’s bit on the side’

Is that why you’ve never made a pass, Crowley? Is that why you’re living in the car? Never tried to kiss him? Never initiated touch (it’s usually Aziraphale touching Crowley)? Never tried to ask for more? Never tried for the fabulous kiss?

Have you never turned around and seen the way he gazes at you, Crowley? Never seen the look of pure adoration or for that matter the looks of pure lust? Did you always think Aziraphale was too pure of heart for the love you wanted to offer him?

And then Nina says something and Aziraphale drags you into the dance and you think well perhaps, no less pure of heart but perhaps Aziraphale could want you, could want what you want.

But by the time you tried, Heaven had already stolen him.