Aziraphale Really Was Like. Are Those The Pillars Of Creation Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

being in your 20s is thinking that you're finally getting your life together and then suddenly you take three steps back

I relate to good omens because I too require a six thousand year friendship before kissing someone

ok well what if in season 3 aziraphale takes crowley's sunglasses off and says "look at you you're gorgeous". what then.

2500 BC, The Land of Uz

I'm a demon, I lied.

Bentley chase scene in s3 anyone? Aziraphale frantically launching himself inside the passenger's seat as he urges Crowley to start the car. Crowley looks at the rearview mirror and sees both demons and angels after them (also the Bentley doing the classic Akira motorbike slide).

They could have SO much fun filming that!

It's OVER!

Aziraphale: We’re not friends. I don’t even like you. It’s over.

Crowley: Fine. I’m leaving. Goodbye forever!

(literally the next day)

Crowley: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! I miss you so much! Come with me, let’s run away together!

Aziraphale: I forgive you! But I can’t come with you.

Crowley: Fine, I’m leaving and I’m never even going to THINK about you again!

(literally that same afternoon)

Crowley: He’s not answering his phone. He needs me! Wait - fire - he’s dead! I can’t smell him! Dead forever and ever! There’s no point in going on. I’m going to drink whiskey until the world ends and I DIE.

Aziraphale: You alright there mate?

Crowley: ;_; m y l o v e ;_; where are you i will come to you no matter where you are i would destroy galaxies to protect you

Aziraphale: I need a body. Too bad I can’t use yours.

Crowley: NGK

Aziraphale: Just get to Tadfield air base.

Crowley: I would and will drive through a literal wall of fire to be with you. Anything is possible when we’re together.

(literally like an hour later)

Crowley: That’s it, it’s over, end of the world, we’re all going to die, goodbye reality, goodbye everything, this is the END of ALL THINGS it is LITERALLY SATAN here to kill us

Aziraphale: Fix it or I’ll never talk to you again.

Crowley: * M * I * R * A * C * L * E *

I'm still here