merthur au where king arthur is tired that the women are crazy over him and the royal court is nagging him to marry so he turns to merlin instead:
Arthur: i need you to be my husband
Merlin (dropping plates on the floor): WHAT?
Arthur (who thinks this is brilliant idea): it’s simple logic merlin if you marry me, the court will back off and the women will be scandalized!
Merlin: arthur im a guy
Arthur: merlin what part of women will be scandalized did you not understand, plus merlin, have you actually heard of ‘homosexual royalties’ before?
Merlin: i don’t think so…?
merlin ended up being arthur’s husband for an indefinite amount of time
im so lonely and i have no one to talk to ab anything ever. i feel like a background character always… how do people know so many people.
IM GOING TO SEE MY FAVORITE KPOP GROUP LIVE IN A MONTH AHHHHH
I think something that is so intrinsic to the queer experience is staying up all night, reading or watching a gay love story on your phone, holding back sobs. Knowing that you could have this one day, that you could be this happy one day. But for now, you have the same four scraps of hope. And while they can be badly written, or unrealistic, and sometimes not even meant for queer eyes; they are yours. And for the night you can hold this hope in your hands and pretend that you are entitled to your own love story, outside of the screen. And you don’t have to be so afraid until the morning comes.
no one told me neil gaiman wrote for doctor who
i got gaiman jumpscared
Sherlock and co doodles of the week, my sherlock desing has fucked uo bangs bc he strikes me as the type to cut his own hair (totally not proyecting...)
Anyways, theyre consuming my brain send help
the way both Edwin and Charles are so adamant about staying together for eternity. They have both stated it explicitly multiple times. They are equally bound together, their love each other so much you know it after their first scene together. They went through hell together and came back. The toiches that linger that neither pays too much attention to. The casual ease they work around each other. Because they have. For decades. G o d they make me insane.
'there are no real men anymore. men nowadays are all too feminine, they even look and act like women' where are all these feminine men. where. can you pinpoint them on a map for me. please. can you direct me to them. im begging you. please. please please please pl
I think part of the problem with making johnlock canon is that (straight) writers think it needs to be this grand, heteronormative romcom story arc when most johnlock shippers literally just see the dynamic they already have as romantic. Especially in podlock's case of sherlock being audhd, OBVIOUSLY a romantic relationship wouldn't necessarily look the same as a quote unquote cishet neurotypical relationship. They would just carry on like they have. They're already living that dynamic. Only difference might be that john pops a kiss on top of sherlock's head as he passes him by, or sherlock just follows john around the house for no reason and sits waayyy too close to him (these things already happen lol), or cherry on top they say love you to each other before leaving the house. It would NOT BE A BIG DEAL. It would hardly change the way they speak to each other, and not at all how they interact with mariana or their professional relationship. Because that is just who john and sherlock already Are to each other. It's lichrally just about one day a writer finally caring enough to give it this ""new"" perspective.
actually, no, i changed my mind. what if arthur didn’t allow himself to actually feel what he did for merlin, didn’t let it go past the simple knowledge of it being there, because he KNEW merlin had a secret, thinking that one day merlin would tell him, would show all of himself, so he could then do it in return. and then merlin tells him he has magic, right as he’s dying. and he thinks “you fool, THIS is what you couldn’t tell me? THIS is what kept us apart?”