Groblarshlogarb - Kinito-isms & Other Travesties

GGHRREAAAA *bounces so hard i break the floor under me* i'm so glad i'm getting people to agree it's my everything :3 ( we came up with the ship name interdimensional software and it's stuck now <3 )

you can blame our friend for this one chat -ples☘️

extra doodle and the origin...

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I need at least three or four if I want to make it to my next loan installment

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I don't draw furries, only humans (I can't draw animals)

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Imagine if Transformer One ended up being so successful that it spired into its own series, with multiple movies and seasons and such. Telling a whole entire tale. And when the war was won, the serie ended, the final scene features Optimus slowly drifting into a recharge (or much more likely, dying) As his optics closed, the screen went dark, and we heard a distanced voice of Alpha Trion (or Primus) saying: “Thank you for your service, Optimus Prime. You have fought through too much battles, and suffered through too much pains. Yet, I can give you nothing in return, other than blessing you with this sweet dream.”

And then a blurry version of D-16 slowly fades on screen, and he cried: “Come on! Orion! Hurry up you turbo snail! We can’t be late this time again or it’ll really be the death of us!”

Then the camera pans to Optimus, who is now Orion. He felt like he can’t remember anything, and something feels weird, but he shrugged, and he said, “I’m coming! Wait!”

Then credit rolls.

[speaking into a recorder] day 72 in the maze. morale is low. supplies are lower. nobody has said anything yet, but some of us are starting to think that we might never get out. i'm beginning to question my sexuality.

where is my silly dorsal finned tail to wag and big axolotl gills to flare when i see the coolest thing ever, it isn't fair

I feel like I don't have enough body language. I don't have ears to perk up when I'm interested in something, I don't have fangs to bare at people, I can't snarl, I can't howl at the moon and I can't bark at people.

we also think they should bonk heads and hold hands sometimes it would be so awesome. it would be so cool maybe

why are my two current obsessions both inhuman he/him shorties with weird heads / bodies and supernatural powers. and they both have really weird unblinking stares and an unsettling aura.

what did they put in my apple juice..

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

THIS. i don't care if i'm not interested in this kids cringe fnaf oc that makes no sense whatsoever, i WILL sit and listen like it's the coolest thing i've seen all day !!!!

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.