Questions From Other Dimensions

Snow Country1955 by Tōshi Yoshida

Sip sip babes

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

– William Stout