Eepy Tbh

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

i'm so not a math girl i do not understand her at all but i love all you math ladies. your whimsical appreciation for the beauty in numbers that i cannot see makes me want to look for it and understand it so i can admire it too! i love you!!!!!