Btw If You Tell Me Something And I Reply With “oh???” That’s The Equivalent Of A Dog’s Ears Perking

yea you read leftist theory but can you disagree with someone without commenting on their looks

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

I am a lesbian

carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

making thibgs... to send people

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry