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I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

women

could someone please put me in a .zip file? I think it would be really cozy in there

people have lost sight of what "reclaiming" means I fear. calling someone else a slur in a way that translates to "I think you're stupid/a bad person/whatever" is not reclaiming that slur. using a term in the same way it has been historically used (i.e. to put people down, to reify a particular power dynamic, etc) is not "reclaiming". I don't care if you're part of the same group. you're just being an asshole

Oh to be a baroque artist (going absolutely insane due to lead poisoning from the white paint)

can we give a quick shoutout to fat women real quick. Please

your hot autistic swag has bewitched me body and soul.