Drew Them Having A Bloody Homoerotic Fight 😋

introduction !

hi my name is coheed after the band coheed and cambria, i'm a minor, genderfluid, pansexual, and i use all prns! preferably i like he/they/xem ect but she is okay too. i'm kinda awkward at this kinda thing so ignore if this seems really bad lmao.

i will generally just be posting fanfiction about bands. i will write about megadeth, metallica, korn, limp bizkit, deftones, slipknot, soad, ect, and i will be taking suggestions in asks! just try and make sure the band isn't extremely niche, yk? i will also do a lot of rarepairs/crackships. i will not be doing any reader x (insert rockstar)

thanks 4 reading !

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Can I lick you up and down sexy style, baby .... 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅ⶴጋኡጋ፪ጋጎቻ፪ቹፓቻⶴነኡ፪ጋጋⶴጎር፪ጋቹፓ፱ጋነፓኡሠፓጋ፪ጋፓጋጎቻ፱ጋ፱ጋⶴጋጎጋጎጋፓጋፓጋ፱ጋፓጋፓጋⶴፕቹዐሃጋኡፕነኡሃጋፏኡነጎሃቹኡሃነኡፕጋኡሃነጎሃጋረⶴሸኡነጎሃቹኡሃነኡነፕኡ

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eats yiu

hi coheed 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

LICKS YOU

HI KY++_8!!!3!!!9 :3

BITES YOU HI COHEEEEDDD RRGRRGEGRGERGGGAGAGA

SUFHDHHEAUAUHAHAUEUEHWHSHHHHDH SHAKES YOU HI JUNII&!+'((!$!2892282!!_783! ‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏💯💯🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

chris x craig fanfic when😔

I SWEAR ON BLUD I'M WORKING ON IT ☹️🤧🤧🤧☹️🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😢🤧😢🤧😢🤧😢🤧🤧🤧

Sorry... I forgot my manners..

Can you PLEASE write them tickling eachothers pickles and getting nasty booty butt sex style 💚

SROP IT OK I WILL JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE 😿😿🖕

daisies ✿

a fanfiction about my otp, chuck behler x jeff young from megadeth. both of them are kemonomimis, jeff being a deer and chuck being a saint bernard. both of them use she/him, they will occasionally swtich. i'm gonna kill you charlie.

no warnings, just fluff hehe

recently, jeff had moved out of the studio. everyday, he would receive gifts on his doorstep, no matter what it was, there was always a white, wilted daisy that was ripped out from the ground, some dirt on the stem. he was so puzzled by it, he couldn't go on without knowing who was throwing some flowers at his door.

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one morning, she would stand right behind his door around the time the flowers were dropped off. once she heard some scampering, she would immediately open the door, just to see a blur dashing away. "hey- HEY! COME BACK!" she blurted out before he would hop over the gifts left over his porch. she would then skedaddle on his small deer hooves in attempt to catch the culprit, ending up failing.

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the next morning, jeff couldn't bear the fact he had some.. weirdo admirer or something. after some thinking, he would leave his house before walking over to the old studio. maybe it was dave or junior playing some assholeish prank on him. there was only one way to find out.

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once jeff arrived, she banged on the door, "open up dave, you jackass!" he said, seemingly pissed off as she placed his hands on her hips. after a few minutes, her eyebrows would furrow. she was extremely impatient. she would then walk around the house before jumping the fence, falling on the ground with an 'oof,' her hooves clumsily bucking in response.

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once jeff looked up, he would notice a familiar back towards him, digging around in the dirt. his eyes would widen slightly as he would dust himself off, standing up straight before creeping up behind the figure. he found himself staring down at .. chuck? the bernard's tail was wagging behind him as he dug around the dirt, pulling out a white daisy with his teeth.

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when chuck turned around, he would immediately glance at jeff, his face flushing. "oh, uh, hey dude.." "it was YOU?" jeff shot back, her face filled with disbelief. chuck would giggle sheepishly, slowly spitting the flower out into his paw. "i'm surprised you didn't find out sooner." chuck said with slight amusement before she would glance up at jeff, slowly reaching up and placing the daisy behind jeff's antler.

♡

"i hope you like flowers," chuck whispered before placing a small peck on jeff's jawline.

favorite quotes from my favorite rockstars!!

(that i yell around my house)

“your fucking band sucks!” -chris fehn, slipknot

“we got caught jerking off.” -krist novoselic, nirvana

“light em up!” -sid wilson, slipknot

“it’s a song…and we wrote it! 😃 no, um—” -jonathan davis, korn

(referring to craig) “look at him, do you wanna talk to him? i don’t wanna talk to him and i’m in a band with him.” -corey taylor, slipknot

“but you know wanna know what? i said i’m madonna, and i can do anything, okay?” -sebastian bach, skid row

“it’s not a tv studio…josh! turn these lights out! it’s a fucking rock concert!” eddie vedder, pearl jam

“hey, ugly. hey, BITCH.” -layne staley, alice in chains

“and i’ve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.” -jason newsted, metallica

*silence* “…you can’t prove that.” -sean kinney, alice in chains

“👹WE DON’T WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.👹” lars ulrich, metallica

“WHERE’S THE SWIMMING POOL AT? 🗣️” -kirk hammett, metallica

“THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?” -kirk hammett, metallica

“which metallica member is the most pregnant?” -lars ulrich, metallica

“everybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookin’ at my NUTS.” -jonathan davis, korn

“hope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.” *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth

“HAAAHAAAHAAAA! 🗣️” -fred durst, limp bizkit