Has Anyone Ever Had A Really Great Moment Quickly Turn Into A Bad One? Like, For Example I Was Listening

ms-gigi​:

Driving in Los Angeles is almost as bad as driving in New York City. That’s why I try to avoid it as often as possible. Not to mention it’ll take triple the time to get there because the traffic is so backed up! I’m doing alright, taking it easy for the most part, what’s new with you? How are things? You should come keep me company some time soon.

It’s horrendous, but at least New York City has other modes of transportation at the same time. I’m glad to hear, it’s been awhile since I’ve seen you! Nothing new here, been working too much for my own good. I might do an impromptu trip, I miss the city and my favorite Hadid.

theedumont​:

honestly? that is exactly why i fold my pizza in half when i eat it and why i hardly ever use hard taco shells because those are world tradgedies that people just don’t recognize when they are writing about the things wrong with the world. are you serious? i’m running through all the possabilities in my head of how this could’ve possibly been your fault, – literally like Doctor Strange in Infinity War – and i’m coming up with zero answers here so fuck yeah i’d dig that. where are you at so i can bring some liquor and you can tell me all about this bullshit accident that you had. and of course she wanted to make a bigger deal out of it than it was, i bet her car didn’t even have a ding in it and she was just losing her shit and being a Karen.

The only way to eat pizza is in half... I’ve seen some uppity people eat it with a fork and knife and I feel like that is a whole crime on it’s own. Please, let me file a police report, you are committing murder on a pizza slice with that knife. Let the experts eat the rest of the pizza. I can’t make sense of it, I kept the distance and it still happened so maybe we can figure it out together. Liquor? You’re my kind of girl, drinks go with everything. I can text you my address and we can chill? Maybe a little bit of problem solving. Isn’t everyone in LA considered to be a Karen if they’re not a wannabe influencer? I mean, really.. it’s facts.

dmiidvonne​:

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demi wouldn’t lie, she was way too excited to be out with hailey, going dancing with the taller woman always made her feel better in a situation like these. the brunette always reached out to the model when she had to go to functions because hailey made then ten times better for her to endure. smiling wide as she saw the blonde answer the door and her eyes soaked the beauty up. “shit, girl trying to make me faint before we even get there?!” she asked the woman. as she let hailey take her hand as they walked to her car, she let it go before walking around and getting into the drivers side. “seriously, i need to totally dance and try to have fun at this stupid thing” laughing as she started her car up. looking over she smiled at hailey brightly before she took off towards the club. 

driving off she looked over at the woman and cupped her chin with her hand and smiled. “you look gorgeous…too bad you came with me” she snickered with a flirt in there. pulling her hand away she turned on the radio and tapped on the womans clutch. “play some jams babe..” putting her hand back on the wheel as she looked around as she drove. “we’re gonna have some fuckin’ fun..dance our asses off…make an ex jealous cause it’s what we do” 

with a playful roll of her eyes at demi’s comment, hailey figured she would shower demi with compliments once they were in the car. right now, all she was focused on was making sure she didn’t run the pair later than she already did. closing the passenger door, the model turned to demi with a laugh and buckled herself in. running her fingers through her long blonde locks, she smoothed her curled ends, figuring they’d get papped the second they pulled up. “i think we owe it to ourselves, those functions are stressful,” the words were followed with a sigh, glancing at the passing cars. the blonde wanted to drown her worries in alcohol and some good bass and demi was the perfect partner. turning her head, hailey was met with demi’s hand on her chin. her words prompted her to scrunch her nose playfully, using her own index finger to tap the woman’s nose. “the hottest date title goes to you..” she said.

reaching for demi’s aux cord, hailey put her playlist on shuffle and set her phone down on her lap. “i’m excited, it’s always a great night out when we go out and cause some trouble.” peering over at the leather dress demi wore, hailey gasped and ran her fingers over the cut-outs. “oh my god, babe.. this looks gorgeous on you.. look at those curves!” the taller female gushed, playfully dancing her fingers over her thigh. “you’re killing it mama.. i think i might have to bring you home with me,” she said, throwing in a wink. she always thought demi had amazing taste in fashion and admittedly, sometimes it led to a little bit of style envy from hailey. there was hardly any room for silence when hailey spoke up again. “so is the wannabe backstreet boy going to be there?” she questioned.

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mileycyrus: as much fun as it is quoting that jam, are you okay? and don't you dare sugar coat it!! or i'll smash those bottles.

haileybaldwin: it is a smash hit! i’m just okay.. guys can be such idiots. especially when they’re your ex-fiancé.

what is your favourite memory of ours together?

Every single one from when we were growing up. And Carpool Karaoke! I was so happy I could sing Party in the USA with you.

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James: At least I didn't sparkle or something

James: She's totally cute, what do you mean?!

James: Give me 5 and then it's whatever you wanna do?

James: you DID make it clear but it was thrown short when you got sick which is why I made sure you were okay, am I supposed to just delete your number?

hailey: And you better not start.

hailey: Send a pic --- of the dog, please.

hailey: 5 seconds or 5 minutes?

hailey: yes? you did your act of kindness for the year.

mayathawke​:

Oh my god! See this is why I ate driving.. not to mention I’m an awful driver. Did you slam into the car a head of you or did someone hit you? I hope you’re okay and you didn’t get any whiplash or anything. Nice to meet you Hailey, I’m Maya. 

I’m sure you are not an awful driver, but I can understand the hating driving part because it can become tiring.. I got a small little dent into the back bumper of the car in front of me so it’s not like it can’t be fixed. I’m okay, wished it never happened. It’s super nice to meet you, how are you?

kimvcnte​:

this is like…the story of my life, whenever a good moment suddenly turns into a bad one. i don’t know if it’s just some weird random cloud of bad luck that follows me around or what, bit i’m not a fan. hopefully you’re okay aside from the whole paps situation, yeah? 

Isn’t it horrible, it feels like there is always a sense of impending doom and all we’re doing is breathing. I’m good, I’m glad it wasn’t anything bigger than it was. Thanks for asking. How’s everything on your side?