Shauna: I Love You Zeke

*Let's say Luna is Odin's mentor*

Iris: Do you think it's a good idea? He is just out for a year, do you think it is best for them to meet with each other?

Luna: Of course! Odin and Hera got on quite well, and Adessa is mannered, so I don't see why they cannot.

Iris: Okay, but if something happens, it is not my fault.

Luna: Fine???

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Adessa: I did not expect you to look this young, if I am being honest.

Odin: Actually, I am only three years younger than you.

Adessa: Exactly, three years; which is one thousand and ninty five days; which is twenty six thousand two hundred and eighty hours. Pretty big gap for me.

Odin: I thought you liked science.

Adessa: I do.

Odin: Then how are you so good at math? You cannot be THAT smart.

Adessa: I am THAT smart.

Odin:

Adessa: Oh, you really are an infant.

Odin: I am not!

Adessa: A zygote then.

Odin: It- It's barely a cell.

Adessa, shrugs: You said you were not an infant.

Odin, in an attempt to change the discussion: So how it did, uh, separating a real person felt like?

Adessa, evil smirk: Do you want to try it, you know, memories tends to get more clear once you relive it.

Odin, even more traumatized: No, no thank you.

If Victors had social media-> part 2

Callista:

Nero:

Bari:

Lyme, to Brutus: Yes, I am choosing Artemisia as my tribute, and you can't do anything about it!

*Some Victors giving advice Misha*

Emory: It's okay to ask for help.

Lyme: You're not a burden.

Calli: Murder is okay.

Brutus: Do not listen Callista and you'll be fine.

Misha! Her hair didn't turn out as brown as I wanted, but oh well.

Brutus: Hello everyone! I am back.

Lyme: What the- caveman I saw you die.

Brutus: Death is a social construct.

Capitol Person 1: They are dating!

Capitol Person 2: They have such a cute bond! Also they make an awesome headline 'Coriodessa: A Story Between A Victor And The President'.

Rest of their squad: *giggles*

Meanwhile...

Snow: Yes, I am a pretty person.

Adessa: Petty, I said petty.

Snow, frowns: But I am not petty.

Adessa: Why are you painting my roses with white paint then?

Snow: Because you refused my white roses, which is an act of pettiness.

Adessa: I politely said 'no thank you' to your offer. Because I like red roses.

Snow: I like white roses.

Adessa: See, everyone has different opinions on things, we should not forced them on to what we lik-

Snow: But you are wrong!

Adessa, done with this: I am always right!

Ronan: And I am tried!

Snow: Well, tired person, who do you think the petty one between us?

Adessa, mouths to Ronan: I am your Grand-Victor!

Ronan, mouths back: He is my president, he can kill me!

Adessa:

Ronan: Well, I think tulips are better for that matter, right?

Adessa: *smacks her forehead*

Ronan: Right!?

Snow:

Snow: I have never heard anything so low in my life.

Adessa: You never voice recorded yourself?

Snow: Have you ever acknowledged your height?

Adessa: At least I have enough dignity about showing who truly I am!

Snow: Oh? A coward!

Adessa sips her tea: I dissected a person while you sat your rich bottom down and watch people kill each other.

Snow: *breaths in deeply*

Que for 2 hour long argument

Ronan, talking to his therapist: Roses, they were just roses...

Lyme: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Claudius: Okay, but in my defense, Dash bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Lyme: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.

--

Brutus: You killed him.

Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.

Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.

Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.

--

Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.

Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.

Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.

Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.

--

Lyme: What's that?

Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.

Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

--

Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.

Iris:

Odin:

Hera:

Brutus:

Misha: Morning to you too :)

--

Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.

Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.

Lyme: Oh.

Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!

--

*at a zoo*

Misha: What are they in for?

Emory: This isn't a prison.

Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.

Emory: Well no, but-

Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.

Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.

*people staring*

Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.

--

Nero: Is that my sweater?

Enobaria: It used to be.

--

Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.

Callista: I have three.

Callista: Pick your favourite.

--

Lyme: *choking*

Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.

Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Claudius: Genius!

Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?

--

Ronan: I thought of you today.

Snow: How very nice of you.

Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.

--

And now my old time favourites...

--

Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

--

Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

--

Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.

--

Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

--

Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.

Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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