if I had a nickel every time two mclaren teammates collided on the pit straight in canada etc
@bunnisplayground prompt request #18 - "How are you not bald?" "Well hello to you too. Context please?"
Summary: Lewis and y/n are newly living together and Lewis is shocked about how much his girlfriend sheds.
Word count: 420 (just a little one)
Y/n had agreed to move in with Lewis with some hesitation. They'd done a trail run to make sure y/n was going to be happy and to make sure Lewis was comfortable sharing his space.
What Lewis didn't expect was something he didn't even consider to be an issue arising. Especially as a man with hair that is of quite a decent length.
But y/n sheds.
Like a lot.
He finds hair in bed when she's not there, it even wraps around his feet, her hair is all over the floor, and while he doesn't hoover because he pays for a cleaner to come in and clean the place, she did ask to buy a new hoover better for handling hair. Her brush seems constantly thick with hair.
He hasn't addressed it yet and he wasn't going to incase she got offended. But then he went in the shower and it practically flooded before he realised that the drain was clogged with a large clump of hair.
He can't help but finally question it. Though his wording might be more wisely chosen.
"How are you not bald?" Lewis questions making y/n look up from her breakfast that she'd made for herself.
"Well hello to you too. Context please? Maybe a good morning and a kiss before you tell me that I'm going bald" Y/n laughs while looking at him very much confused and as he smiles at her moving towards her and placing a soft kiss on her lips.
"Good morning beautiful." Lewis greets before he sits down beside her. "Just...you seem to lose a lot of hair and it doesn't make sense how you have a head full of hair and seem to lose enough to collect it all and make a wig."
"Oh...I don't know. I just...lose all that hair naturally." Y/n shrugs shooting him a dopey smile. "I never really thought about it, it's just how it's always been."
Lewis hums as he gets back up and moves around shifting her hair around as y/n just lets him get on with whatever he's doing.
"You checking for any bald spots?"
"Yes. You're good, but I just had to check." Lewis laughs before moving her hair over her shoulder and placing a kiss on her exposed neck. "You have the most beautiful hair, and I think your hair just likes to leave a trail of it everywhere so you're marking your territory."
"Ooh maybe." Y/n laughs quite liking that theory.
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I have no idea why, but I think it's so cool that Isack Hadjar ended up ahead of Lewis Hamilton in the second practice. Imagine what that must’ve felt like for him, being such a huge fan of Hamilton.
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Max and Kimi following the 2025 Canadian Grand Prix | By Andy Hone
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so. is anyone gonna write about meeting lewis hamilton at the met gala orrrrr
or: the driver's aren't so calm, cool, and collected when you show up to the paddock wearing a pretty little dress. emphasis on little. featuring: lewis hamilton, max verstappen, lando norris, kimi räikkönen ♡
warnings: sexual innuendo!