Someone: Poor Ruvik, He Had To Endure Such A Fire.

Someone: I watched the Avengers and I can tell you the spoilers. >:)

Me: *I'm spreading my arms to the side* Well, tell me.

Someone: I thought you...

Me: I don't care, i'm not interested in it.

Oops, I posted two identical pictures.

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Someone: What is your meaning of life?

Me: Shipping those people who are "just friends."

Someone: Hey, why are you crying?

Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.

Someone: Hey, what's wrong with you? You look more depressed today.

Me: Because I had a hard day.

Someone: And what did you do all day?

Me: I tried to draw a damn line on that fucking hand!

Friend: How do you like our new generation of teenagers?

I'm looking at people who act like assholes: Well, it seems to them there is normal ...

Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.

Brain : You think they're here?

Me : I Hope so...

Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.

Person: Who is Sumo?

Me: This is a plump and lazy bun with cinnamon.

Someone: What are you doing that you do not sleep all night?

Me: Watch YouTube, talk with friends, write something, i study, clean up at home, go to the store, draw, well, and much more.

Someone: Wow, you have a "fun" life.

Me: In fact, everything is much worse, because soon exams.

uh, um, well, i don’t know how to comment on this, but, here