I Wonder When They Are Going To Put You Down

I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)

Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.

Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.

Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.

Carve the hear t into their Bones

Then, if you break up, you have to break them

On the anniversary of our time together I want to cuddle a the couch and force you to watch a little movie I made out of the first time I violated you. I want to lick your tears away as you beg your past self to run in your mind.

I want to feel you up as you watch yourself scream and beg for me to stop doing the same in the video. To feel how limp and docile you have become in my hands.

I want to force you to cum while you watch yourself forced into the tiny cage that you now sleep in, too small to stand or lay down in, and shocked until all that comes from your mouth is an incoherent babble of broken screams.

Then I want to carve hearts in your flesh to show you how much I love you.

I wanna see a future Gohan fan manga where he takes up the role of kami

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

Sure, when Jesus Christ raises the dead, he's the Lord and Savior. Me, I get told to stop doing necromancy because it's freaking people out.

YESS!!!

normalize avoiding sunlight denormalize using garlic in every fucking meal

I've spent the last night searching for a way to make a fire emblem from hack that replaces lyn with Darth Vader, but all I'm finding is gay computers.

Is a tyrannical dark lord of the sith too much to ask? I even got the sprite, all I need is to put it into the software

I'm mad rn }=(

I'm having a STAIR down

The moment I read this I KNEW it was 2003 clone wars. Anything before and he isn't the same object of Chaos, and anything after wasn't the same energy for that kinda thing. Also the 2003 clone wars was GOATed

This is for science