I Think The Hot New Trends For This Summer Should Be Reading Comprehension And Critical Thinking Skills

Enrichment time !!! (maladaptive daydreaming whole listening to music and pretending fictional characters are in love with me)

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

me: this fella is my comfort character 🥰

someone: you know they're a psychotic monster and would kill you if you ever met-

me:

I haven’t posted in a hot minute so here’s my Micah photo dump 😏

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

Columbia University students at the Gaza solidarity encampment reading Wisam Rafeedie's The Trinity of Fundamentals and Ghassan Kanafani's The Revolution of 1936–1939 in Palestine (ph. Ian Bartlett).

Scout fics when you go through a breakup: He’d comfort you and give you cookies :))

What he’d actually do..