Me Staring At My Ceiling After Y/n Does The Most FLABBERGASTING Thing Ever

Losing your favorite fanfic feels more painful than going through a breakup😭🥀

Emerald: Brings loyalty and domestic bliss. Enhances unconditional love, unity, and promotes friendship. Balances partnerships and can signal unfaithfulness when a change of color appears. Has a healing effect on emotions. Often related to the heart chakra.

Y’all don’t know how much I want this man. Just.. look at him. Look at this.. short, perfect, southern man. You tellin me not only is this man sexy, but he has 11 PHDS? I’m sobbing rn. No I’m legitimately crying. Every time I read a fluffy or even spicy fanfic of Dell I combust into tears realizing he will never be real. He will forever have a place in my heart and a place on my tumblr. This blog would not be made possible if it weren’t for this fine man. I want to pick him up and carry him around everywhere. Yes, I am down horrendously for Dell. I can’t tell you why because even I don’t know, maybe it’s the fact that he wears his hat backwards. Or he builds machines and I also have a thing for building my own machines. Maybe it’s just the fact that he’s short and I love short men. Maybe it’s because I’m too much into tf2 and their characters. It’s their fault for making them so well written. But I’m rambling. So uh.. tf2 random crits am I right? haha..

Make Me Choose

John or Arthur’s Death asked by @bucketheadredacted​

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?

me: this fella is my comfort character 🥰

someone: you know they're a psychotic monster and would kill you if you ever met-

me:

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him