Sims 4 Patch Notes Will Be Like “fixed An Issue Where Harvesting Carrots Caused Toddlers To Explode”

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

Rose water: Entails anti-inflammatory properties that help reduce redness and irritated skin, get rid of acne, dermatitis and eczema. Great cleanser for removing oil and dirt from clogged pores.

let’s treat ourselves more gently. let’s go to bed early. let’s rest when we need to. let’s live life in a way that doesn’t make you feel burnt out after a few weeks. i want us to have fun, to enjoy everyday life, to be present and not to always push ourselves to the last limit. challenge yourself but also treat yourself with love. okay?

Losing your favorite fanfic feels more painful than going through a breakup😭🥀

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video