WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1
The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:
-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!
we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.
our final setlist is as follows:
He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator
Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate
Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes
You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees
Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature
Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties
Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties
There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees
(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)
while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.
the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.
this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!
happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!
Oh that is a WONDERFUL wonderful idea stranger
a funny thing I've noticed in dialtown is that many of the phones don't have chords. and I'm aware that this is probably just bc of the stock images or photoshopping, but I like the implication that you can just steal the phones from their heads. beautiful.
Hmmm longer than anticipated nap
Yes, yes, I approve of all this information. Very nice. 10/10.
i think i'm having mental issues...
wanna see isopods? i like you
isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it
one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em
i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)
and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool
annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)
OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES
At the end of the day, everyday, someone is recovering from the day, trying to survive another day, everyday.
can someone get these two a room BY GOD!!!!!!!
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This is how I imagined you saying that
(Don't mind Mingus she just wants to make a certain spacecraft that could accelerate at 1G (9.8m/s2) indefinitely for 12 yars)
Awh fuck right off.
(…I ain’t sayin’ that’s inaccurate I s’pose…
‘N that’s Mighty fine art, pardner)
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
10/10 hc so silly so silly
Headcanon that Chance knew Elliot before Forsaken.
Elliot was Chance’s favourite delivery man since he got it there really fast, and would even sometimes chat a little bit before rushing off.
And Chance was Elliot’s favourite customer, cause he’d always be grateful for Elliot’s speed and would tip him 50 dollars.
it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
You guys ever think your hairbrush is staring at you and its slowly becoming sentient but just cant talk