I Just Reread Crooked Kingdom And Am Once Again Suffering Under The Soul-crushing Reality Of Matthias

Good morning to everyone, except Netflix who keeps cancelling perfectly good shows for no fathomable reason. Fuck you in particular actually.

jesper tosses and turns in bed all night. he kicks off the blankets to then hog them all to himself. he fidgets with everything and he gets extremely upset if wylan doesnt wanna cuddle. he annoys him to death.

the three laws of tragedies (insp)

i can't believe i had to wait one whole book for a wylan pov smh, i love this lil gay demolitions boy with my whole heart

me, real

happy pride to these two<3

Lockwood’s Duck Tail

Anyone else notice Lockwood has a duck tail for a solid 75% of the show? I was watching with my sister and she pointed it out to me, to which I off-handedly said: “OH yeah, he needs Katniss to come tuck it in-”

and then I realized. His Katniss is dead. There’s no older sister to tuck in his tail, little duck :(

Premise: Viggo slowly becoming afraid of Hiccup. Not because of his skill or his intellect or Toothless, but because Hiccup is resilient as hell.

Because, despite everything Viggo tries, all the physical and emotional torture, he's still standing. Still stubbornly defiant. Still alive and still snarling at Viggo with rage and determination in his emerald colored eyes.

And slowly, Viggo becomes afraid. Because no normal person should be able to withstand even half of what he's had done to Hiccup. No normal person should be able to endure the trauma Hiccup has and still, mostly, act like nothing happened.

No normal person should be able to talk to dragons like they're friends. No normal person should be able to ride a night fury, to endure the whiplash and wind and the physical strain, and still be steady enough to fight seconds after dismounting.

Viggo slowly realizing Hiccup, truly, is no normal person. And that scares him, because now he doesn't know what he can do to actually win. Short of outright killing Hiccup, which would only get the rest of Berk on his ass, Viggo, for once, is lost. For once, Viggo doesn't have a plan.

i can’t believe we had jack wolfe as wylan van eck and netflix fumbled that. like. JACK WOLFE.