Dick: *In Front Of A Mirror With A Sharpie*

Damian will never admit this but when ever Bruce gets injured he sneaks into his room and cuddles him. Bruce knows oviosly but he knows that Damian needs to be reashured that Bruce is ok so he never mentions it. Like how he never mentions if any of his other kids join or if Dick and Jason hang around the manor more. He does not agnoleage that Cass follows him around. Or Steph needing to "find something" she convenianty forgot in the room Bruce's in and that ever time she asks if he needs something or if he feels pain anywhere. Or when Duke goes to "study" in the room Bruce's in because it "has good lighting' or "is his faveriote spot to study in."

Because if there is one thing that they got from Bruce it is their emotional constipation when it comes to talking about their feeling and worries.

What if Bruce was not a straight white man. (there is no way he is straight maybe bi pan or aro/ace) and one day a reporter comes and mentions it and he is like "What??".

Reporter: Mister Wayne, How are you doing.

Bruce: I am doing lovely Ms.____ ( being a bit flirty)

Reporter: Know Mister Wayne are you aware that there are rumors that you are gay?

Bruce: (with the most confused face in the world) What?

Reporter: Yes it may come as a supri---

Bruce: No no. I mean--Yes? What is the question?

Reporter: People are speculating if you are straight seeing as you where flirting with Mr.----- at last weeks Gala

Bruce Wayne: Yes I am aware I was flirting with -----. People Think I am straight??

Reporter: (bewildered) I-- Yes!?

Bruce Wayne: No no I am ----- (bi pan whatever personally I think he is Bi) ( I also like him to be Non-Binary some times)

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What if Bruce went on the whole training thing but decided that he would not be Batman maybe because he adopted Dick or thought it would be a bad idea and then got all his kids. But they do not know that their dad has this kind of training and they become vigilanties on their own. He could know or he could not know. Maybe he finds out after and decided not to tell them he knows. Maybe he do or does not know and sometimes goes out as Batman on rare occasions and he is more of a myth then anything. Maybe he becomes the Mayor stopping the crimes and criminals while also using Wayne interprises to fund building projects and funding the prison so criminals STAY in prison.

Picture this Tim finds out Dick is Robin like originally and thinks that Bruce is Batman. But Tim confronts Dick and Dick tells him that Bruce is not Batman and that he is only a civilian and has no idea of what Dick is doing.

Damian coming on to the scene and the Batkids find out about Bruce's training from Talia telling them why/how Damian was made because that is their loving father who would not hurt a fly and is scared of bats. What do you mean he's a brilliant detective of course he's smart but he's not a detective and he certainly has not been trained?

Or maybe Damian is confused but after seeing how Bruce treats his adopted "siblings" maybe mother ment he has a strong heart and he desideds that he will protect his father with his life because he has too soft of a heart to be able to survive Gotham of all places..right?

Jason coming back to life but instead of hating Bruce he misses him because it's his dad. He could not do anything he is a civilian he was in Gotham sleeping when Jason died and did not know what happand till later.

He is their dad that while he is a bit emotionally constipated sure.But was always there for them he read them Bedtime Stories, he held them when they had nightmares,never pushing them to tell him what they were about, he was always there for their compatitions, games, gymnastic lessons,art shows,writing,school plays and the first to be at the photograghy award ceramonys, always apologizing if he missed any or even if he was a little late.

This is a really good video for other ideas:

I am bored so what are some headcanons you have about the Batfamily?

Tell me WHY I saw these two Meme on My for you page one right after the other:

Sally and Posidon:

Percy and Annabeth:

When ever a girl is annoying my brother and asking to fight then backtrack and says "You would not hit a girl" even after SAYING she wants to fight his response? "My hands a Bisexual" and I think Batman would not say that but his kids? Yes Yes they would

So I’ve been introduced to the “Blinky is Jim’s biological dad” AU and I fell in love with the idea of Blinky showing up as a John Doe at the same hospital Barbara is working at. They meet here and there as the hospital monitors and tries to figure out what to do with him since he has no memory of where he’s from and no one has claimed to know him.

He takes on the name James Lake and gets settled into a new life in Arcadia. Barbara becomes a dear friend to him and she frequently comes over to try his cooking (a hobby he picks up after he becomes enamored with food and flavors). Within a couple years they’re married with a beautiful little boy.

When James disappears on Jim’s fifth birthday, Barbara’s conflicted. Part of her wants to be angry at him for up and leaving while another part of her wonders if his memories came back and he left to return to his old life. Or maybe he went out and something happened that made him lose himself, again, and now he’s wondering around some other place with no idea he has a wife and son waiting for him. Regardless of why he disappeared, it’s still heartbreaking and hardly makes it any easier when he shows up in her house years later acting like he doesn’t know what his own name is or that Jim’s his son.

Other thoughts on this AU:

I like the “Jim shows certain troll-like traits as he grows up like clinging to his parents and eating questionable items” thing

Jim decides one Halloween to be a troll warrior and Blinky helps him make his costume. He adds the extra arms even though he can’t for the life of him remember seeing trolls depicted like that in any of the shows Jim watches or the books they read to him

When he first wakes up, Blinky has a strange appetite that, like in the show, causes him a lot of stomach issues. After he’s introduced to better foods, he decides he’ll occupy his time with exploring recipes and flavors

One day Aaarrrgghh catches Blinky’s scent and follows it back to the Lake home. He inherently knows that the man in the window is Blinky - the scent leads to him and the voice matches perfectly to his friend. He doesn’t tell anyone in Troll Market nor does he interfere with the life Blinky has seemingly made for himself. Instead, he watches over the family even after Blinky returns to troll form

Blinky doesn’t really question why Aaarrrgghh makes a point to check up on this one specific human family and after a couple visits he elects to leave his friend to it on his own. The larger troll never explains his attachment to them, but Blinky trusts his friend has his reasons

When Blinky is turned back into a human and Barbara reveals who he was before, he ends up staying with Jim and Barbara in hopes of awakening some of his memories. It works, gradually, and he and Barbara are able to rekindle their relationship

Instead of Jim simply taking Blinky back to Troll Market when he pauses time, he brings both his parents back to his house - they’re gonna have to tell his mom the truth eventually and she already saw the transformation. 

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Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics

Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne

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Lovers & Gifts

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Summary:

"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "We’d love for you to be our butler and our partner."