Where I Am, Mentally.

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

Swimming with the sharks.

PC: Makoa Ho

Miraflores, Peru

26-Apr-2015 | R. Clark-Martin

#0050 Postcard

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

What Do Those Four Letters Stand For? The Truth Will Shock You!

ISTJ: I Slept Through Jeopardy!

ESTJ: Everyone's Stupid Though, Janice

ISFJ: International Summer Fun Joyride

ESFJ: Everyone Says Forever Jokingly

ISTP: Innevitably Seduced The Preps

ESTP: Ending Spectacularly Though Prematurely

ISFP: I See Furry People

ESFP: Exuding Sensual Flavor Publicly

INTJ: Interpersonally Neurotic Through Justification

ENTJ: Executive Nerd Television Junky

INFJ: Is Not From Jupiter

ENFJ: Enviting Naturally--Feverishly Jaded

INTP: I Need To Pee

ENTP: Especially Nefarious Twister Positions

INFP: Innovative Novel Fetish Pioneer

ENFP: Existential Nebula Frolicking Precariously

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Hello!

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

Princess Mononoke (1997), dir. Hayao Miyazaki

I HAVE 10 OTHER DATES BESIDES YOU I HAVE TO FLY TO ALASKA! I HAVE TO VISIT AN ABANDONED CULT VILLAGE! I HAVE TO BE THE LEAD STAR IN A MOVIE! I WAS RECENTLY FUCKING ATTACKED BY AN ENTIRE BAR OF VAMPIRES! I HAVE TO MONITOR THE NEWS TO MAKE SURE THIS STUPID UNDERCOVER AGENT DOESNT GET HIMSELF KILLED! I HAD AND HAVE A LOT TO DO BUDDY

SO EXCUSE ME IF I AM SLIPPING