where my heart often is
São Miguel, Açores
July 2023
Romanian is just the Slavic languages and Latin having a makeout session and Hungarian and Turkish ask if they can join in - and the answer is “yes”.
Submitted by @cactusreadingforeignthings
So I posted this on my main so ima post it here too
Full Moon 🐈
You: Weird flex but ok
Me, an intellectual:
me: ugh … this guy has like .. four girls after him?? wt f??? this shi t… is not realistic a t all. hes not even that … good looking?
also me:
My drawing @heartofadreamer_ on insta
Love them
Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:
Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon
Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”
Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it
Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog
Ordered pizza to a demon house
Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum
Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow
Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO”
Tried luring Bigfoot with beer
Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off
Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman
Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs
Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat
Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant
The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets
Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it
Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem
They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk
Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found
Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart
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