Latest Posts by heinous-eli - Page 3
AND THEN OUT OF ALL OF THOSE THEY ALL USE THE SAME ONE (1) OUTHOUSE ANYWAY
REALLY NOW, MAGS. NO OUTHOUSES. NOWHERE TO SHIT.
top 3 spam emails I've ever gotten
the one that promised me all the riches of Creosote oh my, Mx. Spammer *flutters fan coquettishly*
the one whose sender was named Mr. Sahih Al-Bukhari
the one claiming that Beyoncé is secretly Italian and lying about her age
sometimes-overlooked bit of queer history
The practice of clinics, centers, bars, universities, organizations, etc. giving out free condoms, while menstrual hygiene products remain expensive, may seem like a patriarchal nod to the needs of cis-het men over those who menstruate.
It absolutely is not.
Handing out free condoms was, is, and always will be (as long as the patriarchy exists, anyway) a radical act. It is a result of the movement to mitigate the spread of HIV/AIDS in the face of deathly inaction on the part of most mainstream institutions at the time.
That any of us ever believe that free condoms are a product of the patriarchy is a victory for the homophobic erasure of the fight against HIV/AIDS. I once fell for it, too, but it's simply untrue.
Yes to free condoms, and yes to free menstrual supplies.
maybe I'm just a cynic, but I swear, every progressive I know with a daughter or niece, especially if they are the dad/uncle, will claim that she will take over and run the world someday. and the kid is just a perfectly normal kid?
I'm old enough to where some of those kids are adults or close to it, and while they're certainly cool enough, they're not exactly taking the world by storm or whatever.
it's not that I don't love how loved and supported these kids are. more reflecting on what a weird cliche it is to me to make these grand statements about a child. it feels performative, like they're making up for past misogyny, where they suppressed a girl or woman. or maybe these men really don't know what girls are like before their inner fire is quenched by patriarchal reality. idk
See also: "My pronouns are she, but not her…. I’ll never be her…"
As a kid, you know what I thought "mythology" meant? Religion not directly based on the Bible.
And I was a Muslim?!?!?!
Someone who identifies as straight: *flirts with my non-binary ass but is visibly confused that they're attracted to me*
Me: "I'm going to wreck you..."
Them: *shudders in mixed fear and arousal*
Me: "...r concept of what counts as sex and the construct of virginity."
*pulls out whiteboard and worksheets*
"Let's start with Hanne Blank."
![I regret to inform you that I don't believe we are a good fit at this time. We are going at a different pace right now. I'm ready for a committed relationship; I'm prepared for someone who can see marriage and kids in the next two years. I did not get that from you when we talked. You also got out of ten-year relationships [sic] three months ago. You are not ready for a new relationship even though you said that you are able to get over things very fast. You should take this time to think about what you want to do with your life and get to know yourself a bit more before moving into [sic] anything. Thank you for a beautiful night full of waves of laughter, thank you for cuddling with me although I was asleep the whole time. I hope [sic] you the best; I hope you find what you are looking [for].](https://64.media.tumblr.com/06fc86b1e7c7760a779e9122f2f408a8/3c540ca3dafac633-d0/s500x750/aafd48ea0b8a927de681b000483663009020e319.jpg)
this was what a friend-of-a-friend sent some guy after a single date with him.
the virgin mainstream anglophone pop artist: DO NOT do things to ur appearance that I can notice, girl. I do not like it (:
the chad timeless bollywood crooner: the tinkle of your anklets and perfection of your eyeliner is sublime, oh love of my life. use your dupatta to lasso me in so that I can inhale the sweetness of your perfume
fun little Stray musical Easter egg
so I was poking around for more info on the composer for Stray. IMDB?
ok, cool. but I want to know more. to the personal site!
so charmingly minimal, but I want to know even more. Twitter?
wait a minute. where do I know that screen name from?
*gasp*
tfw when I see a post in a group on Zuck's Overgrown Hot-or-Not™ that's comment-locked, and it takes me exactly one (1) second of glancing at the headline to understand wtf happened
you know how I know you’re gay?
Went to Costco for my updated booster+flu shot. Pharmacist asks me if I've had any vaccines in the past 4 weeks. Yes, I reply. Which one, she asks? Monkeypox, baby 🏳️🌈