Latest Posts by heiritor - Page 3
o,,,,, im sry ! my stepdad made me break mains w you 0:
what the FUCK ??? i’m CALLING u out
i had my people run the numbers
I LOV U ZANA JKDSLJFLDSGJLS
i love u more tbh : ) and i have Proof
U ACTUALLY GAVE PROOF IM SCREAMINGSJKDJGKLDF
suburden.
‘ we could jump the statelines —– i’ll pick you up at midnight. ‘
@heiritor , heartlines — broods
❛ LOOK AT HIM making my heart flutter. you better bring flowers or i’ll be mad ! ❜
this website is like, so fucking weird
ALL DAY SINNIN ALL NIGHT SINNIN
HOE UR ASS BOUTTA GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO BLOCK CITY!!!
What exactly in the world are you?
does he give rides on the segway ?
minhyuk: if i break my back ur payin 4 my hospital bill
bloomingrebel.
“Excuse me, Segway boy, you’re in the middle of the sidewalk.”
❛ HEY, AM I THAT BIG ? do i take up the entire sidewalk ? ❜
nightscaped.
“ Aren’t you meant to be rich or whatever—? ” A pause as he scrutinises; you’d think someone had spat in his mouth! “ The fu— ah, what are you wearing? ” Turtlenecks. Ugh.
starter / @heiritor
❛ IT’S IN FASHION. ❜ his aversion to what he seems to consider as a derisive tone is lain on the table patently, offence seeping through his features despite his assaying to keep it at bay. ❛ then, what am i supposed to wear ? what you’re wearing ? i suppose, i do have clothes i wore to that funeral one time... ❜
leigheasaim.
“You could take someone’s foot out with that. Then you’d have to roll them on into the hospital, and how ridiculous would you feel? Or would you be a hit and run? Hooligans, honestly…”
( + @heiritor )
❛ WHO’D BE DUMB ENOUGH to stand in the way ? why should i have to feel ridiculous ? it’s not like i’d run anyone over deliberately, though i have to admit... i’m tempted to do so right now. ❜
nevermorx.
@HEIRITOR REQUESTED A STARTER.
❛ I’m here. Where the hell are you and your segway riding ass? I swear if you come riding up on one, I’ll knock you over and leave you on the ground. ❜
❛ THEN, DON’T TURN AROUND. if you knock me over, i’ll sue you. ❜ he’s there, with his segway riding ass.
dreamled.
“ You’re really in charge of all that stuff? Whoa…you must be, like, super smart!”
starter / @heiritor
❛ RIGHT ? it does get tiresome after a bit, especially when it gets in the way of me wanting to relax hey, do you wanna see something cool ? ❜ and that’s his phone already out of the confines of his pocket.
tbh i love jannah sm. ppl think she’s mean but she’s such a genuine n sweet person like i remember one time ??? her friend was venting to her n she was genuinely upset that she didn’t know how to comfort her. like, thats a thing that actually got her down. she’s always looking out for people. in streams, when shes talking to ppl she hasnt before, she asks “r u guys okay if i make x jokes.” like shes Here for ppl having fun, shes Here for having fun too, but not at the expense of others’ comfort. she’s got such a good heart.
n she always tries to make her friends happy. it doesn’t matter what’s going on in my life, she can make me smile so fast just by being her loud n proud self. she’s an angel. n she’s always trying to include ppl in things? if it weren’t for her id have missed so much, so many fun nights just talking to ppl. id still call myself vain every time i think smth good abt myself. i wouldnt b able to approach ppl so casually. shes had such an impact on me in our short friendship, she had an impact on me way before we even started talking. shes just,,,, so vibrant n Good n im so glad i met her.
tl;dr i love jannah a whole fucking lot
Don’t be embarrassed that you lost to a woman.
Bonus: Min Hyuk’s hand trembling violently
me: thought swdbs was a cutesy rom-com swdbs: sudden change 2 kidnapping and murder
Min Hyuk eating his hot ramen too quickly
all ik abt this guy is that he looks kinda scary n rides a segway n honestly im so. afraid what the fuck
honestly. ... terrifying :’)
mortsque.
❛ you’re like a fish flopping on dry land… joke, amuse me. i want to laugh! ❜ @heiritor
❛ AMUSE YOU ? why should i ? do i look like a clown to you ? ❜
pushes him off his segway
❛ WHY ?! what’s wrong with you ?! ❜
cruents.
❛ customer is always right died, huh — ❜ digits reach into tight pockets, pulling out a well saved huawei —– he’s not going to say he got it from apk’s website since it wasn’t available for his phone in the actual store. a click. ❛ the screen’s all black but it vibrates to touch. honestly … ❜
❛ I SUPPOSE THERE ARE TIMES WHEN the customer can be wrong… ❜ now, for instance. he chooses not to voice the rest, instead, a fleeting & concise gaze falls onto his phone. posed words cause both brows to draw upwards, a look that can’t be squeezed into any labelled jar but incredulity. he takes the device into the silken milk-white of his own palm, convinced that any underlying issues with viruses were ones that were festering beforehand. he also seems to have a nettle of pride scratching him from the inside out, preventing him from having belief of the fault being his own.
A SCOFF SOUNDS FROM HONEY-SWOLLEN lips, the scrutiny, consummated after what could have been considered as perpetual. the impediment itself was due to an auto-generated spam e-mail, that the other, unwittingly had opened at some point. ❛ wow you’ve been opening all sorts of emails… it’s no surprise that your phone’s got a virus. take it to the shop you bought it from, they’ll be able to fix it. ❜
cruents.
❛ your video game gave my phone a virus. i want a refund. ❜ // @heiritor / sc.
❛ MY VIDEO GAME gosh, these people don’t even have any software downloaded to protect their devices against viruses and they’re quick to pin the blame on others... alright. let’s say it is my video game, show me and we’ll see what kind of virus it is. ❜
ahn minhyuk: ↳ episode one