What Should My First Story Be?

G'day

G'day you lot, this is my first post of hopefully many to come! I'm a birth, fat, blueberry inflation account.

Circumcision

the people have spoken

What should my first story be?

A New Business (part 1/?)

Ashley was alone, she had just bought some new sweets from a new shop.

'Blueberry flavoured, huh?'

Ashley said extatically, as blueberry is her favourite food. As Ashley opened the packet an aroma of sweetness and fruitiness escaped. One sweet. Then a second.

'Just one more'

She said. A third, then a forth.

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I had a dream, where I was kidnapped by Stalin