Reblog If You Want A Terrible, 3 Sentence Fan Fiction In Your Ask, Based On Your Url

reblog to hex any and all men who have hurt you

a lovely spoiler

reblog if you’re a slut for worm on a string

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shut the fuck up and post Dream Pig

why buy the cow? - John Mulaney

$tone Cold Killa

hahahaha… amateurs

NEW VIDEO: “It’s Time For a Career Change…” - after almost 11 years on YouTube… I decided it might be time to switch things up. Reblog for a follow!

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs