Herhighnessthegoblinqueen - Goblin Queen

I like not taking credit for stuff and just telling everyone someone really hot did it. If they’re like “was it you” I’m like “well you said it not me”

HowdoIstarttho…..

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

My idea for dbd season two:

Niko gets a pink gun

That’s it.

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

I don’t know what your talking about. Chain mail dance is very sexy

The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

Hercules the Hoary bat, via

I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Yesssss I want my toxic found family and I want it NOW

Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.