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Bonuses:
my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)
I’m honestly shocked being human is a prerequisite here. Why can’t tumblr be horny for a rabbit, or even just horny for a rabbit’s personality?
I’m disappointed in us tumblr. Let bugs bunny be the tumblr sexy man he was always destined to be
Okay but consider:
A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.
Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.
So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.
My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.
We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.
We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.
We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.
We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.
Not Goncherov tho. That one totally lives up to the hype
it is so sick and twisted that not every movie that looks good in tumblr gifs is actually good
But have you tried the priest tho
Sweeney Todd is so fuckin good. The transition from probably the most terrifying song in musical theater to terrible cannibal puns is masterful
I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal
hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male
voice-over: Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
makeup montage
voice-over: the really hardcore girls only wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears
close up of someone putting on a pair of cat ears
cut to the agency door, which the cat king slams open, wearing the perfect mean girls Halloween costume
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/
I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful