Herhighnessthegoblinqueen - Goblin Queen

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Well crap now I want everything to be about those things, AND I have to watch Star Trek

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

Idk those condos seem like there gonna be super rad

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

Fun little thing about medieval medicine.

So there’s this old German remedy for getting rid of boils. A mix of eggshells, egg whites, and sulfur rubbed into the boil while reciting the incantation and saying five Paternosters. And according to my prof’s friend (a doctor), it’s all very sensible. The eggshells abrade the skin so the sulfur can sink in and fry the boil. The egg white forms a flexible protective barrier. The incantation and prayers are important because you need to rub it in for a certain amount of time.

It’s easy to take the magic words as superstition, but they’re important.

I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard

The very act of officially sanctioning a wizard orb destroys all its vibes

pondering my ricky rain frog

*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

Instructions unclear, I am now drowning

any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

✨Halt✨

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good