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Nono. She’s autistic because we said so.

new headcanon unlocked: loto is autistic because i'm autistic and i said so

I don’t know what your talking about. Chain mail dance is very sexy

The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

Maybe the voice in your your head can’t yell

The voice in your head can’t change volume, so you can’t annoy mindreaders by yelling.

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

I’m manifesting the energy of a sun for you

My fun schedule for tomorrow is

7:30-12:00 Camp counselor at Theater 1.

12:15 Televised interview at Theater 2 to discuss floodwater damage to a large portion of our costume collection.

1:00-5:30 Go to Theater 3 (across town) and be a camp counselor for a totally separate theater camp.

5:30—? Hopefully sleep let’s find out

Having now seen the post in question, we all must make sacrifices. But this one was worth it.

man I'm over here refreshing the comments of my last post. hoping, BEGGING that I get the exact right comment I'm looking for so I can reblog. right now it just looks like I really like golf which I don't it sucks I'm just trying to make a shitpost but I need the right comment so I can stick the landing. this the process this is what I do

And then, after seeing all that, he thought “I want to go on a road trip with her. She seems stable😀” like Sir you’re just as insane as she is

Agatha just look fucking insane to Billy when she's still trapped in the spell will never not be funny to me.

The toy gun, and daisy pictures, THE SHIRT

Instructions unclear, I am now drowning

any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

Happy Caturdy Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday y’all

Caturday Monday?

We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.