I'm doing it guys I've stooped low
Does anyone have any jegulus fic's? I need my fix, I'm out, I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms. Preferably with no angst I don't think I could do it with my mental state rn. I'd also appreciate some with trans regulus but I'm open to anything ik beggars can't be choosers. Also some... *whispers* smut... is that something I can ask for?
I like to think that when James found out he fancied Reg he didn't pull some dramatic ask out or serenade him on top of the Gryffindor table. He kept it quiet and showed love through actions whether it be on purpose or not. Loving is a second nature to James so whether he wants to keep his crush quiet or not he just can't.
When someone found out James had a crush on Reg they immediately went to warn him of whatever James future plans could be. And when it never came Reg started to wonder if James truly liked him at all.
i hate angst but here it is.
When James and Regulus were together in Regs 6th year. Sirius had a tattoo gun. When James and him were alone in the dorm they thought it was a good idea to tattoo and little "J" and "R" on each others hips bc no matter what happened they would always at least be friends.
After 5 years they meet again. The war is over and the wizarding world is safe (no help from dumblewhore). Regulus and Sirius reunite and fix they're relationship reconnecting James with Regulus again. Regulus is in a shorter shirt that's tight around his torso and ends at the middle of his belly button showing off the beginning of his v line and his hips. The singular "J" is no longer there but is replaced with "JFP" directly on Regulus hip bone. Which causes James to forget how to breathe and completely stare unashamedly because not only did Regulus not cover up the little part of him that was left after they're split. He added onto it making it undeniably obvious that him as a whole belongs to James and always will no matter what side of war was chosen or how long the split lasted.
Bartemius crouchemius Jr's nickname is "bee" just so we're all clear.
Regulus came up with it, it was a joke that he would make when Evan was out the room. The rose and his bee, but it stuck.
Listen I love whore regulus as much as the next guy but something about demisexual Regulus only being able to have a sexual relationship after forming a emotional bond with someone makes me FEEL something.
If you mix in a little bit of him wanting to experience a sexual relationship but never being able to picture it without making himself uncomfortable. Him struggling to understand why he can get turned on but never feel like moving forward with someone. Him thinking for a long time he's asexual bc he just can't but at the same time wants to so it doesn't make sense. Snogging is fun and enjoyable but "please don't touch me like that and no I don't want to go somewhere quiet".
James Potter does the pillow thing. That's it, all I wanted to say.
I headcanon trans reg and sometimes I forget that not everyone in the fandom headcanons him as trans so when I read something and there's a description of him having a cock I just sit there for a minute like "what?" But then my brain processes it.
I still read tho bc come one who's not gonna read jegulus smut/fluff?
James calls Regulus love and only love, sometimes he'll change it up, put my in front of it or say lover, but Regulus Black has always been love.
Regulus calls James baby because he said it as a joke one time and James completely melted and was unable to speak for a complete 30 seconds.
Bonus: the one time James called Regulus Babe he almost lost an eye.
HC that after every kiss James has to give Regulus one final peck before completely pulling away as a "good bye I'll seen you soon". And Regulus adores it because James doesn't even realize he does it.
The Regulus star aligns with the sun on August 23rd WHICH IS TOMORROW AS I'M TYPING THIS!! I repeat the Regulus star aligns with the sun on August 23rd. I feel like that's important information.
Barty, Pandora, Sirius, and James are sitting on the bed. It's a unusual group but to be fair James missed Regulus and Sirius didn't trust them alone, or apparently with Regulus's friends. Although maybe Sirius was just fearing for James life.
The group had gotten along well enough and were currently playing a game of exploding snap when a fourth year busted down the door out of breath and red in the face.
"Your brothers' in a fight" he somehow weezed out hands on his knees. Sirius turned to the boy and back at James "he's right here nex-"
"not you, THEM!" the fourth year interrupted. Pandora and Barty shared a look before launching off the bed and running out the door. The two boys sat on the bed for a moment trying to figure out the situation until it finally clicked and they took off running after them.
James and Regulus have a little boy. His name is Leo Soleil Potter. He's got grey eyes that look like stone but chocolate curls that cover them sometimes. He's tan but has the roseyist cheeks. He's got freckles across his nose and a dimple on the left side that only comes out when he really smiles. He's got James laugh but Regulus smile so he always looks like he's up to something or has a secret he's not letting on. He's got a birthmark on his right shoulder that peakes out of his shirt collar if you're really looking. He's a gentleman, opens the door for little girls and calls adults ma'am/sr. He's left handed but ambidextrous in sports. He likes cats over dogs (don't tell padfoot) but his favorite animal is really a turtle.
Regulus black is not unhinged, no that's Sirius.
He is not insane, that's Bellatrix.
He's psycho, don't make him show you the difference.
Regulus Black is such a "fuck around and find out" kinda person...yk?
Y'all remember crimson rivers??
I like to think that James is sweet and lovely and he makes love to Reg. But then I think about James being rough and leaving bite marks that bruise and still have teeth indents even after hours, I like to think of him leaving hand prints on Reg's hips and neck and butt, that he leaves hickeys everywhere he touches like a trail incase he gets lost, and that's he'd scratch at Reg's skin while he's riding James and that gives me a flutter so I think I'ma stick with that.
There's two types of Evan Rosier in my head and that's the asexual one with the hyper sexual boyfriend, and then the hyper sexual one with the hyper sexual boyfriend.
Sirius "I wish you were more like me" Black and Regulus "I don't want to be like you, I want to be like me" Black
Headcanon that James Potter loves giving head. He loves it, he can get off on just going down on Reg. He's having a bad day? He gives head. He just won a match and wants to celebrate? Gives head. He's BORED? gives head. He doesn't need anything in return he just enjoys doing it. And he can make a girl cum (or anyone who was assigned female at birth). He also enjoys when Reg sits on his face :).
I love perter pettigrew and for all those peter haters out there you can LEAVE. If I'm reading a fic and there's no peter I get emotional, I go through withdrawal symptoms I LOVE HIM. He is my comedic relief. He is my sweet polite lovable sexy man and I refuse to let you to take him away.
I love how Sirius got to Hogwarts and got a 'new' brother, completely replacing Regulus. And so Regulus being the petty little shit he is GOT TWO 'new' siblings. He was like yeah you replaced me and I did same just BETTER!
This is finna be very controversial as a marauders fan. But I can't read wolfstar. DON'T GET ME WRONG I ship them but I can't read fanfiction of them. To me Wolfstar is like Ronmione and should stay in the foreground. NO ONE READS RONMIONE FANFICTION.
Head Canon that Barty Crouch Jr calls Regulus Black a cumslut and Regulus Black calls Barty Crouch Jr a cocksucker
Regulus is looking in the full body mirror wearing a dark purple dress that is cut at the middle of his thigh with fluffy ruffles at the bottom trim and a sunk in waist with a modesty neckline. Barty, Evan, Sirius, and Dorcas sit in his bed discussing the dress.
"I think it's very pretty Cas" Evan says looking between Regulus and the mirror.
"Thanks Ev but I feel like it's missing something" Dorcas says while finger brushing her braids away from her face.
"Yeah a new model" Regulus says while pinching at the waist line "Why do I gotta wear it again?"
"Because Pandora got stuck at the studio and I need the dresses modeled so I know which one's to put in my profolio. You just happen to be around the same size as her"
"I know I just feel weird" Regulus drops the fabric and looks in the mirror again.
"You look weird" A voice says from the door way. Regulus whips around to look who the interruption is. There's a struggle in the background a mermer but Regulus continues to star and James.
"You don't think I look good?" Regulus says with a small half smile.
"I think you look gorgeous. You are gorgeous." James says and kisses the middle of Regulus's forehead before grabbing his waist and twirling him back towards the mirror. "But this dress does not show that off, does Dorcas got another one?"
"There's a pile over there" James picks up a royal blue silk dress with strapy shoulders and a open back. "Hmm go try this one on" He says handing the dress off to Regulus who smiles and goes to the restroom to change.
As soon as the door shuts everyone starts talking at once. "What are you playing at?" "What the hell was that Prongs?" "Dorcas worked hard on that!" But they're soon cut off by the door opening and a anxious looking Regulus walking back to the mirror.
"What about this one?" He says looking through the mirror at James. James leans down and peppers kisses down Regulus's shoulder. "Much better, 'ts a bit long though huh?" The straps are falling off and the length of the dress falls overs Regulus feet. "You think Dorcas would mind if I fixed it a little?"
"She wouldn't mind at all" Dorcas replys with a smirk on her face. At that James pulls out his wand and tightens the straps before crouching down and fixing the length. Then steps back up to look through the mirror. "Hmm" He gabs Regulus waist and drags the top of his wand from the top half of Regulus thigh down to the floor, creating a slit in the dress. Regulus gasps. "Much better don't you think, love?" Regulus hums with a blush in his cheeks before leaning back into James chest. "I look better?" "You look amazing" James messes with Regulus hair making it fall just above his eyes. "Breath taking" He says before grabbing back onto Regulus waist and kissing down his neck to his shoulder.
"Not just because I'm in a dress?" He's felt self conscious this entire time because of the dresses he hasn't worn one since he transitioned. He also doesn't think he could take it if James said he preferred it more if he wore one. The only reason he can stand to look at himself in one is because he's cut his hair and started T, not to mention he's taped his chest for this occasion instead of wearing a binder. "MmMm, dresses have always been Remus's thing" he shakes his head and continues to kiss back up his neck again. "I'm not gonna lie I wouldn't feel the same if anyone else was wearing it like Sirius, Marlene, Lily, or Mary. But it's no different then seeing you in one of my shirts" He continues "Although" He looks up to meet Regulus eye in the mirror. "I think I'd all but die if I seen you in a suit"
Regulus whips around and grabs James face and presses they're lips together. He tries to pour everything he's feeling into the kiss. It's not short but there's no tongue. When they finally pull back James rests his forehead against Regulus'. "What was tha-" "I love you" James pulls back but not away and looks down at Regulus though he doesn't seem upset about the interruption. So Regulus stand on the tips of his toes and places a short warm kiss on James lips again. When he pulls back his hands are still holding James face in place. "I love you" It's sure and proud and leaves no room for leeway. "You've never said that before" Regulus shakes his head. "I haven't needed to" He pecks James on the lips again. "I didn't need to here either, But I couldn't help it" James leans down and gives a low slow kiss before pulling away. "I love you too"
Regulus has a drink in his hand that Mary had so graciously taken upon herself to make for him. He was sitting on a couch in the middle of the Gryffindor common room next to Barty and Evan. Sirius was cuddled up to Remus on the couch across from him.
Barty leaned over Evan to talk in Regulus's ear. "You do know that Potter is being talked up by a girl next to the portrait right?"
Regulus turns to look at his face "Hmm? Oh yeah she's been talking to him for a while now"
"And? You're not gonna go over there?" He looks at him confused and reaches a hand over to feel his forehead. "Are you feeling alright?"
Regulus scoffs and slaps his hand away. "I'm fine. I trust James besides even if she's been talking to him this whole time his eyes have been on me all night"
Barty sits back and still looks lost. "So you're not gonna go over there? Not gonna say anything?"
"No?"
"That's mental I don't think I would be able to breathe if a girl was all on Ev like that" He looks put out just thinking about it.
"That's bc you're a possessive bastard" He rolls his eyes "I need a smoke, do you have anything?"
Barty shakes his head and gestures towards someone on the other side of Regulus. "Ask a Puff"
Regulus gets off the couch and in less then a minute he has a blunt between his lips and a lighter in hand. He flips it open and spins the spark wheel again and again... But nothing happens. "Fuck it's dead, do you have another one?" But the curly headed Hufflepuff just shakes his head, Henry? was that his name? "Sorry mate, ask around? 'ts all yours" and turns around to walk away.
"Lupin! Got a zippo?"
"Sirius had it" Regulus turns to him and opens his hand palm up. "Give it, I just got a free blunt and I'm not gonna let it go to waste just because you're a git" Sirius who is now tucked away in Remus's side just shrugs sloppily and mermers "Gave it to Prongs"
And with an eye roll Regulus is gone to find his boyfriend. He doesn't speak, doesn't need to they've been dating for almost a year now. So instead of asking James for the lighter he walks behind him and feels his back pockets for it. No interrupted conversations needed. Well that's what he was hoping for.
"Excuse me what do you think you're doing?" It doesn't come from James so Regulus doesn't look up to answer or bother to stop. "Looking for a lighter" He responds sounds bored. He pulls out what's in the right pocket, a container that has a bunch of roches that could probably amount to one full blunt but no lighter. He places it back in the right pocket and feel in the left, empty.
"Don't you find that quite rude?" She's still talking? As if on command James lifts his drink up so Regulus can swing under his arm to get to his front. He sticks his hips out towards him also. "Find what rude?" He finally responds feeling the left front pocket of James's jeans.
"Feelings around in someones pocket without asking" the girl says. Regulus rolls his eyes and looks up at James. "Do you mind?" "Not at all" James says with a smile and lift his drink to take a swig. Regulus turn around to the girl with a cocky smile. "See? He doesn't mind" and whips back around to the pocket, empty. He moves onto the right pocket and places his hand in it and come out with a silver lighter engraved with a sun. He rolls his eyes, it's his own lighter. The one he and Sirius had gotten into a argument about when it went 'missing'.
He flips it open and spins the spark wheel finally lighting the blunt. He does a sigh of relief and takes a puff then releases the smoke and fans it away from his face. "Well then don't you find it rude to interrupt someone's conversation because of your own selfish reasons?" Ah, that's what she's really upset about. Regulus continues smoking the blunt and leans his back into James chest while an arm comes up to hold his waist right above his hip. "I was trying to avoid that" He slips the lighter back into James's pocket. "Well then, I'll leave you so you can continue to flirt with my boyfriend" He's about to push off from James chest and leave the two alone again but before he can the girl backs up and points her finger at Regulus.
"He is not your boyfriend" "Yes he is" He replies bored. Truly there was no reason for this he just wanted a lighter. "Than why has he been talking to me this entire time" The girl props her hip out and put her hand on it. Oh this is getting good now. Regulus smirks and takes another long hit before answering. "Because you were talking to him?" "He didn't say he was in a relationship" She responds. Is she trying to fight with me about my own boyfriend? He rolls his eyes and passes off the blunt to James. "Did you ask? Or were you to busy trying to get his dick inside you?"
The girl turn bright red but it's uncertain if it's from embarrassment or anger. "Listen I don't have time to fight with you over my own boyfriend. He's hot I get it" The girl scoffs "He's not your boyfriend" He rolls his eyes and turns around. He reaches around James waist to pull out the container and takes the blunt from James's lips. He puts it out on the top of it then places the remainder inside before shutting it and slipping it back into his back pocket.
"Like I said I don't have time to argue with you about my own boyfriend" He's talking to the girl but isn't facing her instead he places his hands on either side of James' face before continuing. "If you want to flirt with someone's boyfriend go find a different one this one's busy" He leans in and connects they're lips it's starts off soft but turns more rough the longer it lasts.
He briefly hears a cup being passed off before two hands encompass his waist and pull him in hard. He's pressed up against a wall. The kisses grow more heated until they break apart for air. However James seems to think he's immortal because he starts kissing down Regulus's neck without a breath inbetween. Regulus moves his hands up into James hair before tugging gently only getting a groan in response so he tugs harder. James finally detaches from his neck.
"What?" He doesn't move his breath is hot against Regulus neck. He laughs. "What was her name?" "Hmm?" James asks he's leaving what's supposed to be innocent closed mouth kisses on Regulus's neck but they are growing hotter. Regulus tugs on his hair again "What was her name?". James looks up finally "uhh Jes? Jessica? I don't remember. Why'd you make me stop?" The last question came out more whiny as he continues to kiss his neck up to his jaw and then to his lips again.
"Mm" is the only response Regulus can get out before his lips are getting pulled into another rough kiss. He pulls away and lifts his lips up to whisper into James ear. "How about you take me upstairs and show me how good you are with that mouth of yours? Since you're so eager" That earns him a bite on the neck before he is all but dragged upstairs. He doesn't see that Jessica girl on the way there.
James is pacing around the room in nothing but his pants a pair of socks and a open Hawaiian shirt "What about this one?" he asks looking around at his friends. "Reggie would like this right? I think it's great"
"a Hawaiian shirt? Are you being seri-sincere right now?" Remus throws a questioning look at him
He looks down at his shirt again "What-I okay your right it's stupid" he takes the shirt off and is digging through the clothes on his bed again. "What about this one?" He asks as he pulls out a yellow jumper. "Yellows a good color right?"
"yeah if you're a flower" Peter chucks on the side of Remus "You're gonna blind him mate"
"Okay-okay what about this one?" He throws on a navy blue flannel " It's nice right?"
"are you gonna leave it open like that?" Sirius asks
"I can pull it off open rights?" He's shaking his head
"Reg would love that" Remus chuckles quietly
"What-no James change please for my baby brothers innocence" he says while gagging
"Okay fine what about this one" he pulls on a white t-shirt and looks at his mates
"it's see through James" Peter kindly says
"What no it's not" me looks at the shirt and presses it into his chest "Damnit it is"
"You're really overthinking this mate. If you waste anymore time you're gonna be late" Remus says while Sirius starts gagging again dramatically
As if on cue Regulus interrupts from where he was leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed "Yeah you don't wanna keep your date waiting do you Jamie?"
James whips around so hard he thinks he gave himself whiplash. He can barely make out Regulus shape if he squints due to the fact his glasses are on the bed from all the shirt changes. "How long have you been standing there" He asks embarrassed.
"Around the opened flannel" James groans and covers his face.
Regulus walks towards the bed where all James clothes are, and picks out a red shirt along with a pair of brown trousers that are so dark their almost black and hands them to James. "Remus is right you're overthinking this; change darling" he says as he pecks him on the lips erupting a groan from Sirius.
He walks towards James's night stand where he keeps is jewelry and comes back with a necklace just as James finished putting the clothes on. He turns James around after putting the necklace on him and holds his face in place as he pecks him again. "Now I'm gonna go down stairs and wait outside of the portrait for you. When you come out I'm gonna complement your outfit and act like I wasn't the one who picked it out okay?" All James can do is nod.
Regulus waves to all the guys and goes to walk out of the room. "Where the black shoes please not your red ones the red ones will clash" He says as he closes the door. As soon as the door shuts and he hears Regulus foot steps fade away he looks at his friends. "I'm gonna marry him" he says with a absolute blisses out expression. Sirius gags are getting drown out by laughter.
James, Remus, and Sirius are all sitting in the library studying... well Remus is studying. Sirius has they're leg's up on the table twirling his wand with his fingers while inspecting his nails on his other hand; and James was studying or at least attempting before his mind started wandering to a certain Slytherin again.
James had his head down rereading the same page that he's been on for the past 10 minutes when out of nowhere two freakishly cold hands obstruct his view of the page. His mind was running through the possible hands that could be covering him when the person leaned in and he got a whiff of lavender. Settling in and resting his back against the persons chest he breaths in "Hey love" he whispers breathlessly and hears a giggle in return. The hands are removed from his face and are now linked together across his chest as the person leans in more resting his weight on James. "How'd you know it was me?" Regulus asks looking down at his boyfriend "smelled lavender" James answers truthfully ever to give Regulus what he desires. "Hmm" was his only answer as he dipped his head down unhooking his arm so to hold James chin in place to kiss him. "UGH MY EYES" Sirius all but screeches covering his eyes with his arm all while flailing around. All Regulus does is roll his eyes and give James another quick peck returning his arms to they're place back on his boyfriends chest. "I missed you" he says while bending down so his mouth is right behind James ear utterly driving him insane "hmgm missed you too" he responds "ugh stop being disgusting" "shut the fuck up Sirius you act like you aren't begging Remus to bend you over every flat surface 24/7" Sirius's ears go pink and Remus's entire face looks like it's been set on fire " if you can eye fuck at any given time then I'm allowed to kiss my boyfriend in front of our friends" Regulus continues this causes Sirius to look at James and mouthe "brotherfucker" James all but cackles and almost knocking Regulus over as he threatens to fall out his chair at any moment "not yet" he replies back and almost automatically starts all over again due to the look on Sirius face.
Okay, we all know that sound off TikTok that says something similar to "it didn't matter how many times he changed the introductions or rewrote the story Aaron always fell in love with her.... Everytime". Well my brain refers everything back to Jegulus and I'd quite literally die if there was a fic written in the similar format about those two oblivious in love 70's boys. So hear me out.
Regulus oblivated James after Christmas hols because he was forced into getting the dark mark and couldn't stand putting James in danger in case he stayed or hearing James break his heart in case he left so in a act of selfishness and bravery he oblivated him that night in the astronomy tower. What regulus didn't know was that James had fell in love with him third year. He fell in love with the stories Sirius would tell, the picture that Sirius would proudly show off, and the rude spiteful little boy who he only met a handful of time. In the fear of losing his best friend he raised his wand to his temple and muttered the obviate spell in front of the mirror out of pure childish stupidity. He realizes now that it could've gone terribly wrong if he lost control of is magic or didn't focus on what exactly he wanted to forget but now he knows that when you're young and you're not rehearsed in a spell the images and thoughts come back with time. It lasted till fifth year till he started to hang around regulus a lot under the disguise of trying to bring both black brothers together again. They dated in private in fear of regulus's parents only allowing close friends in on they're secret relationship until that fateful night in the astronomy tower.
Ik this is only thought up half way and there is 100% plot holes in this. But I honestly think it would be a grate read especially if after the war James ends up falling in love with him again. I headcanon that Reggie is trans so I think it would be cool if James had fallen in love with him before he transitioned and even more after without realizing it to show the whole "rewrote the story" aspect.
Me with any variation of jegulus
me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
"I'm getting married." Regulus announces out of nowhere in the middle of the Gryffindor common room
"You're getting married?" Barty who's legs are propt on regulus lap asked confused
"Yup, I'm getting married regulus repeats" pushing bartys legs off his lap and standing turning to look at all his friends
"Reg you hate the idea of marriage even when we were children, I've heard you say that you'd rather poke your own eyes out with needles than get married" Barty replies bored
"I can change my mind" Regulus states
"Well I think it's beautiful" Pandora replys
"Of course you think it's beautiful you think love is amazing and soul shattering. Who are you getting married to?"
Regulus opens his mouth to reply but the answer gets cut short "well-"
"What the fuck are you three doing here?" Sirius comes in at that moment
"Regulus is getting married" Pandora states
"Okay cool but that doesn't explain wh- WAIT WHAT? Who are you getting married too?"
"Evan is doing extra credit for herbology and there was four of us but Dorcas went off to snog Marlene in her dorm" regulus replied while rolling his eyes seemingly ignoring Sirius's other questions
Sirius rolls his eyes in return " we're past that topic. Who the hell are you getting married to?"
"Regulus is getting married? "Remus states while walking in with the rest of the following Marauders behind him peter finally closing the portrait. "To who?" He asked siting down next to where Sirius is standing still looking striken
"Wait what Regulus is getting married?" James all but shouts looking a little upset no one thought to mention he was getting married
"Congratulations" Peter says towards regulus while sitting down next to Remus
"You can't get married your barely 16 what kind of bloke would ask to marry you that young" Sirius looks rather upset disgusted by his own remark
"Well if you would bloody shut up we might get the blokes name" Barty finally cuts in looking thoroughly annoyed by the interruptions
Regulus rolls his eyes and finally answers "There is no bloke that asked me to marry him, I just want to get married" Regulus continues to sit back down
"Well you have to be thinking about someone, this is completely out of nowhere" Barty replys
"I sadly agree with barty" Sirius shoots a glare his way and Barty scoffs "someone has to be the reason these thoughts are in your head "
Regulus looks at James and then continues to look down at his shoes not responding