God I Want To Tie Impulse Up And Edge Him Until He Cries. He's Look And Sound So Pretty, All Desperate

I NEED TO BE BRED BY DOCM77

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i once saw a screenshot from hermitcraft (unsure what season) where there was a "vex egg" with a note saying to see cub or scar for info.... imagine getting bred by either of them and laying their eggs 😵‍💫

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You are SO RIGHT for the ear thing. More ear touching! More ear kissing! More nibbles! More tongue!! Be weird!! It’s fun!! Grian should cup them gently in his hands, curious, and thumb across the pointed tips. Watch Scar shiver when he traces along the helix with his index, listen to the tiny, soft sounds he makes when Grian bites playfully at the lobes.

Grian grinning as he gets to watch this usually silver tongued, cunning man absolutely melt at having his ears caressed and touched. Licking into the conch and listen to him gasp, humming so softly as he tongues against the shell and Scar just crumbles. There are few things that so quickly rob Scar of his quick wit and keen mind. Grian is absolutely going to abuse this power.

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YEAHHGG

eat his ear out wednesday ….

more charity stream craziness. ren noises from getting shocked, ren noises from gagging himself with stickers over his mouth. ren noises because he’s ren. ren getting aggressive at grian at the end of shocking changed me irrevocably. i need that man to manhandle me and push me down/against something

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need skizz and impulse to pass me back and forth, spitroast me, share me like a toy. tango can join too if he wants ive got three holes

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They have been friends for 20-30 years (can’t remember)

There is no way they haven’t compared dick sizes when drunk at least ONCE. Like, they must talk about women and sex. Comparing dick sizes isn’t that far of a jump. They would get drunk, late at night, and compare dick sizes.

And well, Skizz has the height advantage of just being larger so it’s not fair. And well anyways impulse was a grower now a shower…

Maybe skizz would tease him, taunting him to prove that his dick does get bigger when hard.

Maybe flustered red Impulse would give in, jerking himself off with his eyes closed thinking about a hot girl and not his best friend watching him touch himself. Maybe it would take longer than usual because impulse is shy, only for skizz to lean in and start talking in a low voice about how good he’s doing.

Maybe it would make Impulse’s wires get crossed, maybe he would stop trying to ignore that Skizz was there. Maybe he would tell Skizz to keep talking because it was helping. Maybe he was too drunk to think better of this.

Maybe skizz would thread his hand into Impulse’s hair, maybe Impulse would whimper when Skizz called him pretty, maybe Skizz would double down repeating how beautiful he was. Maybe impulse wanted to show Skizz how pretty he was when he came.

But he didn’t, pulling back when he was rock hard and showing his now larger dick off with stupid drunk pride.

Maybe Impulse didn’t notice how low and husky Skizz’s voice had gotten, mumbling something about how big his friend really was. Only noticing that Skizz had gotten hard as well when he pressed their dicks together again. Maybe impulse was so desperate for friction at that point he involuntarily rutted his dick against him.

Maybe Impulse was so drunk and horny that he didn’t put together that Skizz had gotten hard without touching himself, or that Skizz was the one to bring up comparing dick sizes, or that Skizz taunted impulse into touching himself for him, or that Skizz was the one to start encouraging him while jerking himself off, telling him to go faster and how pretty he was.

Skizz would wrap his larger hand around both of their dicks, pulling impulse into his lap as he jerked them both off. Maybe would just let his head fall onto his shoulder, too horny to even consider telling him to stop. Drunk moans slurring together as he whined and begged Skizz to not stop. When Impulse came first he would just whimper as Skizz didn’t stop or slow down, using impulse’s hot cum to continue jerking himself off.

Maybe by this point Impulse would have figured out that it was his moans that we’re turning Skizz on, maybe leaning in to moan and whimper Skizz’s name directly into his ear as overstimulation crashed through Him. Desperate to make Skizz cum as well.

Maybe Skizz would be moaning Impulse’s name as he finally came, spilling onto impulse’s formerly clean shirt.

Maybe impulse would lean into Kiss skizz, because well it was always nice to kiss someone after having sex. Or uh, whatever that was, impulse might say.

Maybe impulse would ignore the way Skizz happily leaned in, connecting their lips so eagerly. Maybe impulse Ignored the fact that one of Skizz’s hands would pull him closer by the waist while the other went behind his neck.

Maybe impulse would let himself believe that this was only because they were shitfaced drunk, and maybe he let Skizz make out with him because he was convinced he wouldn’t remember this in the morning. Maybe impulse just let himself turn his brain off and let himself get more kisses and more drunk.

-🔫 wow this got away from me I really only meant to say they probably compared dick sizes once.

WOOOOOOO GO OFF GUN ANON

I'm so glad you're on the same page as me in terms of how insane impulse is for just giving in to skizz's teasing and doing shit he would never do otherwise just because skizz is poking him in the back to do it and he just can't let skizz win..... so he does the thing, which makes skizz win because that's obviously what he wanted in the first place.

it's a win win for skizz which is hot because no matter what he has this supreme control over impulse and impulse gets to make his guy happy which feeds into his people pleaser/service kink..... they're insane and I'm glad they get to be freaks together for the rest of their lives.

cub talking about geology is so hot…i need him

i think cub has the fattest tdick in the world. send post

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i want to cockwarm xisuma while he does redstone. i want him to explain what he’s doing in that breathy tone he gets when he isn’t really thinking about his words. i want to trace the muscles in his arms, kissing at the curves i can reach. i want to suck hickies into his pale skin and feel his dick twitch as i do. i want to get in a cheeky roll of my hips while hes talking to a hermit and find out what his voice sounds like while trying to pretend he isn’t up my cunt. i want to know how loud someone so softspoken might get, what he sounds like lustful or flustered, what his moans are like, what his teasing becomes when hes turned on. i want to know if hes strong enough to carry me to bed without slipping out and i want that strength in his hands to leave bruises on my hips when he fucks me.

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you can’t make being a dog a major part of your brand and not be into petplay. he’s a fucking puppy. i know he has a custom pup hood.