Levitating Marvin

Levitating Marvin

Yeah okay so if Marv could fly i’m thinking

That fading peace sign meme but he just holds up a peace sign and drifts into the sky

Levitates when he’s thinking really hard so sometimes when they’re in public the others just have to like grab his arm and hold him down and try to look natural lol

Bad guys threaten to throw him off a tall building if he doesn’t do what they want him to do. He just starts howling with laughter at the thought of how surprised they’ll be when he just floats the fuck back up and he’s laughing so hard they get freaked out and let him go anyway

Can carry like one person a time if he needs to, but it’s exhausting so he’ll be grumpy about it

Sometimes drifts down from the sky to tell people to shut the fuck up

He hears someone coming to ask him to do something he doesn’t want to do and he just slowly floats up to the ceiling so they don’t see him

Lil scared of thunderstorms

“Schneep, how high do you think I can go? Like, the full way to the edge of the atmosphere?” “Don’t try anything stupid, dummkopf, it’s too cold and there’s not enough oxygen for you to - MARVIN COME BACK HERE”

In the air: graceful, suave, a ghost, a dancer, moving like the wind through the sky. On the ground: trips cause the floor’s too slippery and stubs his toe on the counter thrice daily

Flies Howl’s Moving Castle style

To get down he just lets himself hurtle through the air like a block of cement and catches himself at the last second before hitting the ground. Everyone else shouts at him for scaring them and he just cackles

On that note, has to fix his hair like twenty times a day. So many bobby pins. So many hairbands

When they’re on the stairs someone goes “Don’t you take another step away from me!” and Marvin goes “mmkay” and jumps out the fucking window

LEVITATING MAGIC MAN