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Latest Posts by herojoselyn - Page 3
I...Yes!
What if mojang just patched in herobrine one day. Like, they didn’t put it in the patch notes or anything, they just stuck him in there as a really rare mob that you just see in the distance. But then people started going “I saw herbrine in minecraft!!!!!” And everyone else is like “yeah right dude herobrine isn’t real”. The chaos that would cause. The drama.
I think I need an Internet friend..
Or just someone to talk who won’t leave after a week of talking.
Anyone?
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
Protesters in front of the capitol in San Juan, Puerto Rico demanding that the Governor resign. Puerto Ricans will tell you this isn’t about just the chat scandal, it’s about corruption, and decades of feeling forgotten, mistreated and taken advantage of by their leaders.
I'm watching live from home at the other of the island back in Rincon and this is fucked up!😔🇵🇷
A breakdown of what's happening in Puerto Rico:
On Saturday July 14 the not for profit journalism group Center for Investigative Journalism released 900 pages were released of private conversations between the current governor or Puerto Rico, Ricardo Rosselló and others from his party.
In the chat group were Luis Rivera Marín, Rosselló’s secretary of state; Christian Sobrino, who held a series of important economic posts; Carlos Bermúdez, a one-time communications aide; Edwin Miranda, a communications consultant; Interior Secretary Ricardo Llerandi; Public Affairs Secretary Anthony Maceira and Elías Sánchez, one-time representative to the board overseeing Puerto Rico’s bankruptcy.
These 900 pages revealed that they had been running a smear campaign against the opposition. That he had threatened to set the police on journalists and to set up a troll network against any opposition or critics even going so far on commenting on wishing the death of Carmen Yulín Cruz the mayor or San Juan. Homophobic, racist and sexist comments.
Even more horrific was how they mocked the dead who had passed after hurricane Maria. A natural phenomenon that devestated the island. How they held back efforts to help to use the hysteria as leverage.
Prior to this was the arrest of two senior administration officials (also part of Ricardos party) who were arrested and charged with fraud. abusing federal work contracts from the Department of Education and the Health Insurance Administration (ASES).
Puerto Ricans are currently protesting and taking to the streets both on the island and in the States. Police have already gotten violent with protestors and a member of Ricardos party stated that more force would be taken.
Ricardo has released a statement saying that he refuses to resign from office. Puerto Rico will be holding another massive protest on July 17th.
Keep putting pressure on este sapingo cabron and keep Puerto Rico and its people in your thoughts. Fuerza y a la lucha mi gente!
What makes me the angriest about everything, what makes my blood just absolutely boil and overflow with disdain is that the governor is SO corrupt, that he and his administration blatantly DEPRIVED VICTIMS of hurricane Maria of food, water, and supplies to gain leverage from the hysteria. People died. CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH, FAMILIES DIED OF DEHYDRATION, THE ELDERLY PASSED AWAY FROM LACK OF MEDICAL ATTENTION AND THEY LAUGHED.
I will never forgive Ricardo Rosselló. I will never forgive the corrupt administration of Puerto Rico.
How dare you watch your own people die before your eyes and wash your hands in their blood?
dont ignore the protests in puerto rico!! be supportive of us and our fight against a corrupt administration that refuses to give proper help to its people and that is also full of bigotry
New York joins Puerto Rico during the protest against the corruption of governor Ricardo Rosselló. (July 17, 2019) (video via IG @nuestra_patriapr)
Is It Weird To Feel Empathy For A Place That Isn’t Your Home?
-K.A.
Is it weird to feel empathy and sadness for a place that isn’t your home? Is it wrong to feel a pit in your stomach and a hole in your heart when many of your friends and acquaintances, many of the people you admire and many of the people who have served as your mentor in life have once called the island home?
There’s a full scale riot in Puerto Rico and you’re probably hearing rumblings about it on your timelines. To summarize, there was a leaked conversation on the Telegram app (think WhatsApp) in which the governor of Puerto Rico and other members of his administrative team held conversations of insensitive, misogynous, homophobic and criminal nature. The nature of these message, which officials found humorous and worthy of applause, were abhorrent, embarrassing and downright heartbreaking.
These officials went through painstaking details to reveal how throughout the aftermath of Hurricane Maria and during the months where Puerto Rico was dealing with an ever-rising death toll, humanitarian aid that was sent to Puerto Rico; aid such as necessary potable water, food and sanitary items; were withheld from citizens that needed it most. These provisions were left to spoil, expire or become unusable in exchange for political propaganda and public relations stunts that these officials could “sell” or “promote” to the population and “sell” or “promote” them as benevolent and doing everything they can for the Puerto Rican population, thus earning them the 2020 re-election. That’s right, they were using the suffering of Boricuas and their desperation for clean food and water to lock down those crucical re-election votes. The motherfuckers.
In the midst of these details, they took their time to make many politically incorrect, hateful, cruel and abhorrent messages about the poverty level of their people; finding humor in saying a man paid for more for a shirt than he makes in a month. They found the time to make fun of women protesting the treatment of Boricuas post-Hurricane Maria, finding humor in their plight alongside the amount of female deaths due to domestic violence. They found time to make fun of the LGBTQ community, because hey, why not at this point, they joked about the #MeToo movement, and general misrepresented themselves to the point they appear to be the worst people on Planet Earth. Still, that’s not the sole reason the people have reached the boiling point.
The people of Puerto Rico have come to realize through these conversations the degree of unforgivable cruelty that these officials are seemingly capable of, knows no limits and knows no bounds.
Hundreds upon thousands of people have died. They have died horrible deaths from starvation, lack of water, and lack of sanitary conditions that no one considered a US citizen should ever experience. Yes, Puerto Ricans are considered US Citizens. Yet, these elected officials cared more about hiding the facts, placing a PR spin on it, and manufacturing information in order to securing their place in the next election than doing their civic duty.
Soon after the conversations leaked, Boricuas and independent Puerto Rican media (because as revealed by the leak, state media is mostly, if not entirely, taking money from the officials, which is another story), many members of the administration resigned and the governor began a series of manipulative damage control tactics that he and his father, a previous Governor himself have employed in the past to great success.
Ricardo Rosselló, Governor of Puerto Rico exploited people’s most basic and deeply-rooted traditions and beliefs and manipulated Latin belief in religion and Christianity to his benefit.Using history as a crutch, he keyed on the fact that Latino culture is susceptible to religious stunts and manipulation and he relied heavily on Puerto Rican history; pulling from their history as an island nation that was colonized by the Spanish in the name of Catholicism to the dismay of the Taino people and then not as egregiously converted to Protestantism when the US made it a commonwealth. Religion has been the one constant that has brought both pain and healing to the souls of those who’ve been deprived of liberty and education in many ways in Puerto Rico, and ever the scumbag, Rosselló honed in on it.
Reportedly, Rosselló ran to a church the day after this all blew up, to seek “forgiveness from the Almighty” and have the churchgoers pray for him, using that Christianity as a crutch and banking on the most deeply-rooted of Latin beliefs and ideals. Want me to make it more fucked up? It’s on good authority that the governor and his family have always professed the Catholic faith. Inside of the official home of the Governor, the equivalent of the White House for Puerto Rico’s governor, “La Fortaleza”, there is a chapel where he could’ve gone to “get right with God” and have his “come to Jesus” moment.
Instead, this “mamabicho” went to a Protestant church that streams their service online so everyone would see him “humiliating himself before God” in a last ditch effort to detract the angry mob that now wanted him to resign. Once again, he tried to manipulate his population with another PR stunt.
Puerto Ricans thankfully, saw right through it.
Rosselló would address Puerto Rico and it’s people as a whole on television saying he reaffirmed his commitment to see his job through and that he would not resign, but would instead “get rid of those that have wronged us” as if he had NO part in the damn thing, as if he didn’t say that stories about the Hurricane needed to be killed, that “crows needed to be fed corpses to keep them appeased”, as if he didn’t say that Ada Monzón (a respected meteorologist who went the extra mile and then some to keep us informed during and after Maria) should suck his dick. As if he didn’t sit there and say, along with his cronies, that they needed to make this whole Hurricane Maria situation work for them instead of against them. As if they didn’t laugh at the men, women, children, and elderly who suffered, got ill and perished under his watch. As if he didn’t let necessary and essential provisions go to waste for a fucking electoral vote. The motherfucker.
So that’s why they riot in Viejo San Juan right now. Because people had enough. People suffered enough. Enough people died. Enough manipulation happened. Because this hijueputa pushed it too damn far and worse? Found it funny. That’s why they march. To get their damn home back from the people in charge.
They took so much from these people, that they took the one thing they didn’t count on.
Their fear.
What makes me the angriest about everything, what makes my blood just absolutely boil and overflow with disdain is that the governor is SO corrupt, that he and his administration blatantly DEPRIVED VICTIMS of hurricane Maria of food, water, and supplies to gain leverage from the hysteria. People died. CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH, FAMILIES DIED OF DEHYDRATION, THE ELDERLY PASSED AWAY FROM LACK OF MEDICAL ATTENTION AND THEY LAUGHED.
I will never forgive Ricardo Rosselló. I will never forgive the corrupt administration of Puerto Rico.
How dare you watch your own people die before your eyes and wash your hands in their blood?
Protesters in front of the capitol in San Juan, Puerto Rico demanding that the Governor resign. Puerto Ricans will tell you this isn’t about just the chat scandal, it’s about corruption, and decades of feeling forgotten, mistreated and taken advantage of by their leaders.
A breakdown of what's happening in Puerto Rico:
On Saturday July 14 the not for profit journalism group Center for Investigative Journalism released 900 pages were released of private conversations between the current governor or Puerto Rico, Ricardo Rosselló and others from his party.
In the chat group were Luis Rivera Marín, Rosselló’s secretary of state; Christian Sobrino, who held a series of important economic posts; Carlos Bermúdez, a one-time communications aide; Edwin Miranda, a communications consultant; Interior Secretary Ricardo Llerandi; Public Affairs Secretary Anthony Maceira and Elías Sánchez, one-time representative to the board overseeing Puerto Rico’s bankruptcy.
These 900 pages revealed that they had been running a smear campaign against the opposition. That he had threatened to set the police on journalists and to set up a troll network against any opposition or critics even going so far on commenting on wishing the death of Carmen Yulín Cruz the mayor or San Juan. Homophobic, racist and sexist comments.
Even more horrific was how they mocked the dead who had passed after hurricane Maria. A natural phenomenon that devestated the island. How they held back efforts to help to use the hysteria as leverage.
Prior to this was the arrest of two senior administration officials (also part of Ricardos party) who were arrested and charged with fraud. abusing federal work contracts from the Department of Education and the Health Insurance Administration (ASES).
Puerto Ricans are currently protesting and taking to the streets both on the island and in the States. Police have already gotten violent with protestors and a member of Ricardos party stated that more force would be taken.
Ricardo has released a statement saying that he refuses to resign from office. Puerto Rico will be holding another massive protest on July 17th.
Keep putting pressure on este sapingo cabron and keep Puerto Rico and its people in your thoughts. Fuerza y a la lucha mi gente!
Sharing a recipe
So, I have this little idea:
We all like food, right?
What if we share some recipes for treats, snacks or a small dish? We could write the recipe, a little info and a photo. Is it a traditional or a family recipe?
Of course this is if you would like to share. You don't need to if you don't want to. I just thought this could be fun.
So, here is my recipe:
Limber
Limber is essentially a Puerto Rican-style ice cream. It has the texture of a popsicle but it is frozen in a plastic cup. There is no popsicle stick inserted in the center so it must be enjoyed by squeezing the cup so the limber pops out and you can suck on it. Many people like to flip the limber upside down so they can eat it from the bottom up.
HISTORY OF LIMBER
Believe it or not, the roots of limber date back to a pilot who flew to Puerto Rico in 1920s. His name was Charles A. Lindbergh and he was the first pilot to fly across the Atlantic Ocean. On February 4th, 1928 he flew to Puerto Rico (coincidentally, it was his 26th birthday) and was greeted with frozen juice cups. Since then locals started freezing juice and calling it ''limber,'' according to Caribbean Trading.
It has different flavors and recipes but one of the most popular is Coconut Limber.
Coconut Limber (Limber de Coco)
1 cup Cream of coconut or coconut milk
½ cup water
½ teaspoon cinnamon (optional)
1-tablespoon sweetener of choice to taste. May use agave, brown sugar, honey, maple, Stevia or none (optional)
Mix all ingredients, if using sweetener such as Stevia, might need less (read Stevia label for serving), and freeze in plastic cup or container of choice. If you place in popsicles mold it might yield 4 – 6 popsicles depending on the size. Decorate with cinnamon (optional).
You could find more recipes and information on Google and in this two websites:
https://www.finedininglovers.com/blog/food-drinks/puerto-rican-limber/
https://caribbeantrading.com/limbers-a-puerto-rican-food-recipe/
In this website you are able to find a bunch of other Puerto Rican recipes if you would like to learn more about our food:
http://www.elboricua.com/recipes.html
I can't wait to see your recipes and probably try them! If you try this recipe, I really want to know if you liked it!
I threw my phone....
Things we don’t talk about enough: Jacks over the shoulder pose
I just got the feels...
hey fellow minecraft kids.
Minecraft headcanons are amazing! Give me all the headcanons!
villager culture headcanons
• All villagers speak the same language, but have wildly different dialects and accents depending on the biome. A taiga villager will almost certainly have some difficulty talking with a desert villager. Wandering traders, however, are usually decently familiar with several if not all biome dialects.
• Villager names used to be just things like Wheat, River, Oak etc. However, through linguistic evolution and cultural exchange with other biomes, actual names came into use. For example Gren, a modern name common among snowy biome villagers, actually originates from the name Grain (commonly used by desert villagers) being adapted for pronunciation with a snowy biome accent.
• Herobrine is present in villager folklore in every biome, but each biome's folklore has a completely different version of him.
• In the plains, he's considered a mysterious person with godlike powers, unpredictable and capable of both great benevolence and cruelty.
• In the snowy biome, the legends say he appears to those who are close to death to answer any questions and doubts they may have and ultimately take them away to the afterlife.
• The desert biome has a somewhat similar version of him, but there are some notable differences. It is said he only appears to those who die by getting lost in the desert. Some say he forms from the sand before the dying person's very eyes. Others describe him as "blurry at the edges" and "rapidly blinking in and out of existence", as if he's not quite there.
• The savanna's version of Herobrine is something else entirely. He's said to be a hostile, violent cryptid, more animal than a person. He's usually depicted with tattered clothes and sharp teeth, less commonly with claws.
Yes!
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
Omg... I feel called out...
*starts up new world*
"Okay! Time to create a new entire oc/au about my character and why he is the way he is!"
Reblog if you love and support Robbie the Zombie
I love it!
Evil Dead…
people on insta seem to be enjoying these so i figured why not show tumblr too
enjoy 👊🏾😔
Reblog if its okay to message you on anon until I am comfortable enough to reveal myself to you
I don’t really have followers but of course
Thanks for the tag @dumbthinmint
Nickname: Josy, Jelyn, Olin
Gender: Female
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Height: 5'2"
Sexuality: Straight but proud supporter
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Favorite Animal(s): Wolf, Horse, Tiger, Penguin and Dragons
Number of Blankets: 1
Where I'm from: Puerto Rico
Dream Trip: Go to Disney or England
When I started this account: Don't know how to check but I think it was someday in February-April 2018.
Why I started this account: I started because I wanted to be apart of the shenanigans of the JSE community. Read the headcanons, theories and stories. Look at amazing fanart, make friends and see how Jack sets the community on fire. But I also made it to fallow other fandoms I'm in.
Tags: @sketchydean @sandersidesquotes @sanderssides @saturnthewolfyt @h-hewwobwine @incorrectegotweets @syndianites @phandom-puppet @the-uhh-dragon @bluepatient @septiscapebois @angelkurenai @archivefullofyoutubers @angsty-prinxiety-trash @toastyhat @thomassandersfander @mrcamillaa @destielo @gabrielsbackbitches @mianite-memes
Rules tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below I was tagged by @i-am-just-getting-bi ! Thank you for thinking to tag me, and clever name (that tumblr won’t let me tag)
Nickname Blue, or Quote!
Gender demigirl! This is a recent discovery of mine ^^
Astrological sign cursed Gemini :)
Height 5"4.5
Sexuality bisexual
Hogwarts House Ravenclaw
Favorite Animal(s) Red foxes and frogs!
Number of Blankets Just one! I have stuffed animals
Where I’m From Canada
Dream Trip Just wanna see Internet friends. Also maybe Japan, lol
When I Started This Account I’m lazy to check, but I think August? Almost two years ago!
Why I Started This Account Nothing but a whim
20 people
Here are some peeps I see a lot in my notes, mutuals, or those who I know have been around for a while!
@captainschmoe @patashoo @sophiness @jakeinthebox @emblemlife @dorisssdraws @florenceisfalling @scarlet-florida-jones @the-editor-is-bored @music4gem @rigbytakahashigaming @gayyoutubefangirl @crumbs-art @the-unrealjacksepticboop @dploverness @marvinscoffee @happysingingturtles @missrainbowsheep @jacksepticboop @bored-genji
You need to step up your game @markiplier and @therealjacksepticeye, MatPat is “owning” the pole.😂
Let me tell Ya’ll Some Stuff
You don’t ship Destiel?
That’s okay.
You ship Wincest?
That’s Okay.
You ship Samifer?
That’s okay.
You don’t ship Sabriel
That’s okay.
What is not okay. Is this!
“You don’t ship J2?! You should die!”
Never. Never Ever!
Tell someone that they should die because they ship one thing and not the other.
We need to accept that . It’s gonna be hard.
You either block it. Or just Accept it.
Now if someone says;
“Misha Collins is a stupid actor,”
THAT’S THEIR OPINION!
Now don’t go and say;
“WHAT?! You should go and die!”
Because that is not nice either.
There are people out there who are nice.
I joined this fandom, what….5-6 years ago…
I wasn’t expecting that we are this
Un-mature.
Let people ship what the ship.
But what isn’t okay is going after those actors wife’s and kids.
That is not nice.
That is disrespectful.
Listen, it's 12:05AM where I live, my sister is sleeping right next to me, my parents in the other room, I just read the entire comic after noticing this post and I'm here trying not wake anyone with my fangirling!!! I'm literally jaw dropping, silently screaming and giggling!! Your art is amazing!! Just....WOW!! I'm in awe!! And when I noticed Anti's eyes!! *inhuman fangirl noises*
Please, take all the time you need! We'll wait. You can do it! Stay strong!
Untold mission - page 10 part 1
I cut page 10 into 2 parts, because I’m not feeling good these days and I don’t know when the whole thing will be done. I’m trying, but my mind doesn’t want to give me a break. :/ Since I’m a hypochondriac. I constantly feel like I’m going to die soon and nothing really matters. That’s why I often think: “What’s the point to draw? I can’t finish it either way.” Now you know why it takes so much time.
The last picture is coloured because I wanted to show how Anti’s hair turns brown. If you squint you’ll notice one more thing. The reason the text is clear now is because it’s me talking, the narrator. From now on, to better understand what’s happening I will be using narrative texts. If you wonder why’s the blood gone from Anti’s face, the answer is in the second picture’s fifth panel.
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Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face
So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,
at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out:
The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.
Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.
I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:
And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:
AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking.
Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.
DISNEY.
WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.
I hate shipwrecks in Minecraft bc they imply that there is/was some form of intelligent life in Minecraft before the player…… It’s clearly not villagers bc they can’t even build a village properly…… Who are these mysterious ship builders and where did they go…..