@chaotic-conquest
Normal transgender dysphoria:
Chest too big
Chest not big enough
Facial balance wrong
Muscles too prominent
Skeletal structure too dainty
Incurable secret dysphoria
Not enough eyes
No tentacles
Teeth too dull
No halo
No bioluminescence
@chaotic-conquest Durge moment
[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume
im jesus
@chaotic-conquest look! Look at the thing. Look at it!
@chaotic-conquest look loook floofy dog. Floofy dog next to a ally. Look at the floofy boi
Neil! You said you were walking YOUR DOG. I still feel cheated you didn’t brought YOUR DOG to tumblr yet! We want to meet YOUR DOG. DOG DOG DOG
(I bet it’s a really good dog)
He is the best dog. But he is a bit big.
He is the one on the left.
As a bit of a musician, whenever I hear a bad recording of the music we play I have felt genuinely sick.
Ruby patting the Doctor’s back when they hear the orchestral play badly was unnecessarily funny. I love they’re dynamic, instant besties. Both of them look so in pain at the bad music
I just read this for the first time and wow what a roller coaster
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
Yes this i want this @chaotic-conquest this I want this.
The whole neighborhood came out to trash on Elon LMAO
Sometimes I forget that tumblr’s algorithm is different then other platforms so I’m confused that people see my posts.
@chaotic-conquest it’s my boiii