ZERODAY *AND* JOOST KLEIN???? UR SO COOL.

i have this hc where cal is good in spanish class but he cannot roll his R’s and when you speak it to him he looks at you like this

when i’m a cal gabriel but people hate me like an andre kriegman

imma drop kick both these guys, and give andre a little peck on the cheek for good luck👅‼️

they look like they heard me say this

why are the ROTC kids forced to dress up as cal gabriel from zero day

army shirt😼

BRUH I WAS JUST TELLING HIM ABOUT HOW MUCH THE FANGIRLS WANT HIM AND HOW I WANT HIM TOO THEN HE SAYS THAT

whos that blonde guy in your pfp

JOOST KLEIN (when he was younger)

BUT THIS GERMAN GUY HE WANT TO GABBER AT THE THUNDERDOME 😧😧😧

DU BIST EIN SCHWEIN 🗣️‼️

me cuz andre kriegman lowkey bad asf…

CAL GABRIEL IS A GOONER☢️⚠️‼️‼️

DUDE DOE DE FRYSLÂN BOP

i can griddy☝️