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5 months ago

Sometimes I wish I could live in the room of a 80s teenager.

I wish I could come home and sit in a room filled with floral pink wallpaper with wall paneling in brown or colourful paint, and posters of my favourite movies and bands in frames, a neat vanity, and the most comfortable bed.

Unfortunately, I don't have that money or control over my room right now.

Sometimes I Wish I Could Live In The Room Of A 80s Teenager.
Sometimes I Wish I Could Live In The Room Of A 80s Teenager.
Sometimes I Wish I Could Live In The Room Of A 80s Teenager.
Sometimes I Wish I Could Live In The Room Of A 80s Teenager.

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2 months ago

why didn't you mention they're asexual?

FIRST COLOR OF THE RAINBOW IS RED!!!!!! This Is Charlie(or Char) Reyman! They're Nonbinary And Bisexual!

FIRST COLOR OF THE RAINBOW IS RED!!!!!! This is Charlie(or Char) Reyman! They're Nonbinary and Bisexual! They're aesthitic is a mix between Grunge and Alt! They kinda have anger issues that kinda gets in the way of their friendships!


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2 months ago

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

2 months ago

do the dice roll as you walk

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5 months ago

PLEASE READ!!!

You know that feeling when you open your laundry and realize one sock is mysteriously missing? Here’s the truth no one wants you to know:

Socks aren’t just disappearing. They’re being taken.

It started in the 1950s, when sock manufacturers noticed a strange pattern: socks weren’t just getting worn out—they were vanishing from homes. At first, it was brushed off as careless laundry habits, but then, the phenomenon spread. Whole sock pairs were disappearing from laundry baskets, never to be seen again. No one could explain it. But the TRUTH? The socks are being collected by a covert organization known as "The Thread."

The Thread is an underground network of laundry enthusiasts—self-appointed custodians of the global sock economy. They believe that socks are more than just fabric; they are energy conduits that store the residual emotional energy of their owners. A well-worn sock, they argue, is infused with a kind of personal aura, representing the essence of its owner’s daily experiences. In short: socks are more than just clothing—they are SPIRITUAL BATTERIES.

The Thread's goal? To collect enough energy from discarded socks to fuel a GLOBAL SHIFT IN POWER. They have been siphoned off, one by one, into a vast underground warehouse where the accumulated energy is harvested.

THIS ENERGY IS NOT HARMLESS

WHY DO THEY NEED SOCKS? BECAUSE SOCKS ARE WOVEN FROM YOUR ESSENCE. YOUR FAVORITE PAIR?

IT HOLDS MORE THAN JUST FOOT SWEAT AND MAN MILK.

IT HOLDS YOUR MOOD, YOUR THOUGHTS, YOUR ROUTINES—EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU, YOU. ONCE THEY’VE AMASSED ENOUGH SOCK ENERGY, THE THREAD WILL UNLOCK THE FINAL PHASE: THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THE VERY FABRIC OF SOCIETY ITSELF.

5 months ago

Idk how to start this BUT my aunt gave me her old notebook she filled with Billy Idol pictures from magazines. Now tell me why she had 10 copies of the same picture all over the notebook 😭 and the captions are from insta cuz I was sending this to my friend

Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
Idk How To Start This BUT My Aunt Gave Me Her Old Notebook She Filled With Billy Idol Pictures From Magazines.
2 months ago

hi i need friends

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

2 months ago

Girl bloggers remind me of facebook mom quotes

5 months ago

Andy & Allison

Andy & Allison

My favorite characters in The Breakfast Club

I’ve been hanging out with this girl who’s exactly like an irl Allison lately, so she’s suddenly back on my mind lol (hey, im a short wrestler/jock guy like andrew so…👀)

ref pic + alt version under the cut

Andy & Allison
Andy & Allison

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