pairing: takahiro hanamakki x f!reader
synopsis: having no money and the worst job leads you to dark places, answering a strangers roommate ad. leading you to meet the roommate from hell, who happens to have the solution to your problems and isn’t too bad at giving head.
genre: smau, crack, enemies to lovers, smut, angst, content creator!makki, slooooow burn.
status: ongoing
🎀 meet the characters!
୨ৎ 01 | what does lore mean?
୨ৎ 02 | piss baby
୨ৎ 03 | ok cool guy 🙄
୨ৎ 04 | walking clinic
୨ৎ 05 | cooking
୨ৎ 06 | my boygina is pulsating
୨ৎ 07 | put some inches in me then
୨ৎ 08 | baby you don’t even know (written + smut)
୨ৎ 09 | hole pic tmr tho??
୨ৎ 10 | the baffoon
୨ৎ 11 |
୨ৎ 12 |
୨ৎ 13 |
୨ৎ 14 |
୨ৎ 15 |
MTBA!
thinking about the groan that comes out of mattsun’s mouth when you climb into his lap, bury your fingers in the soft strands of hair at the back of his head and pull until his lips part and his eyes go dark.
OSAKITA
This is it- this is the main ship I will d!e on
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"oh, good"—takahiro's familiar head of strawberry blonde hair pops up over the back of the sofa as you step through the door, toeing off your work shoes in the narrow entryway of your shared apartment—"you're home!"
he pushes the gaming headset he's wearing off his ears, leaving it and his controller abandoned on the couch as he pulls himself up over the back of it. his long legs carry him quickly across the width of your modest home, and before you know it he's upon you—taking your bag from your hands and helping you free your arms from your coat.
you laugh a little at his eagerness as he impatiently tugs your outerwear off. "yeah, i'm home."
"thank god," he replies solemnly, setting the bag you take to work with you off to the side. he takes your hands in his and uses his hold on them to tug you forward towards him. he peers down at you, 186cm of man with the most deceptively soft flutter of his lashes. "sit on my face?"
"takahiro!"
your protest is half chastising and half a giggle, and when you try to pull your hand from his to swat at his chest he just twines your fingers together and holds you tighter. he pouts a little at you in the wake of what he interprets as refusal.
"baby, i've been waiting for you to get home for hours," he tells you pointedly, pulling you a bit closer so your bodies are flush against each other. his hands slip nimbly to your hips, simultaneously pawing at you and pressing you as close to his body as humanly possible. you don't miss the press of something firm in his sweatpants as he holds you against him—nor do you doubt the veracity of his statement in the wake of the sensation.
"at least let me shower," you barter with him, pressing weakly against his chest in a halfhearted attempt to escape his insistent touches.
he shakes his head. "can't wait."
"hiro," you laugh, squeezing your eyes shut, "i just walked in the door."
"i know," he replies, dipping down and dotting a kiss to your temple. "you must've had a long day."
you hum in agreement, luxuriating for a moment in the soft press of his lips as they slip down to your cheek.
"so let me help you relax," he murmurs into your skin, his hands at your waist slipping further down to paw at the back of your skirt. he takes a little step back towards the couch, drawing you along with him like a dance. in no time at all he reaches the arm of the sofa, and he topples back, splayed against the couch cushions where you're sure he spent most of his day. he peers up at you, smiling wolfishly. "i've got the perfect seat waiting for you."
you sigh, but the sound is as fond as it is exasperated.
"let me at least take my tights off," you mutter. "you've ripped enough that i'm down to my last two good pairs."
he pushes himself up onto his elbows, his eyes alight with excitement. "be my guest."
you shoot him a wry look, shimmying your skirt up over your hips so you can slip your thumbs into the waistband of your nylons. makki's attention is rapt as you tug the tight, clinging material down your thighs—watching every inch of their painfully slow descent. once you've kicked them off in a heap on the living room floor, your hands move towards the zipper of your skirt.
"no, no,"—he stop you before you can begin to remove the garment—"leave that on."
you look at him with a brow drawn up in question. "why?"
he gnaws on his lip, his eyes flickering back down to the glimpse of soft, lace-trimmed cotton he can see peeking out from under the bunched up hem of your skirt.
"you look so hot in business clothes," he tells you, groaning brokenly as he squeezes his eyes shut in pleasure. "like a sexy teacher."
"you're a pervert," you remark, but you don't protest as he stretches forward and tugs you towards the sofa by the hem of your skirt.
"oh, definitely," he agrees cheerfully.
you shuffle forward on the sofa until you're straddling his face, and his hands find yours again—interlocking your fingers as you hover over him on your knees.
"hi," he remarks, a boyishly charming grin on his face as he peers up at you from between your parted thighs.
"hi," you quietly return the greeting with a light laugh, and he squeezes your fingers with his own. your legs are starting to burn from holding yourself up over him, but because of the way he's holding your hands you can't press them down into the sofa to support you.
your only option is to sit, or to suffer.
takahiro lets his head loll to the side, pressing a kiss to the soft skin of your inner thigh. he nips at you playfully afterwards, and when you hiss slightly in surprise, his tongue darts out and slides against the sting to soothe it.
"you didn't even ask me how my day was before you manhandled me over here, you know," you remark, but there's not nearly enough complaint in your tone for it to be sincere.
hiro hums, a placating, easy sound, and presses another kiss to your thigh. "sorry, baby. how was your day?"
"it was good," you say, your hips dipping ever so minutely closer to his waiting mouth. "how was yours?"
"it was okay,—" hiro answers, but his words are mostly breath.
you watch your boyfriend swallow thickly, like there's suddenly saliva pooling in his mouth. his eyes are fixed to the little damp spot you feel inking across the cotton of your panties, but they flicker back up to yours—hungrier now than they were a moment prior—before he speaks again.
"—but it's about to get way better."
idea from this tweet
this is canon.
BAKUGOU BARBARIAN-VERSE | MASTERLIST
tags/warnings: fantasy au, aged up characters, sfw, accidental marriage, part i is gender neutral but reader has fem pronouns in later parts
PART I (1.3K)
On a cold, windy night, barbarian Bakugou warms you up. Things get complicated from there.
PART II (1K)
Your traveling party visits a village where you accidentally trigger an ancient marriage custom. Now, aspiring suitors will fight for the promise of your hand in marriage, and you're not liking how many unknown villagers seem interested. You're just hoping you can figure out a way to sneak out of the village before the tournament wraps up—except, wait, why is Bakugou striding into the ring...?
PART III (0.5K)
You learn something unexpected about your barbarian sort-of husband.
PART IV (coming soon!)
Bakugou learns something unexpected about you, and quickly becomes far too smug about it.
PART V (coming soon!)
After all these months, you wonder what Bakugou's true feelings for you are and whether your marriage is legitimate in the custom of his people. You try to find out what his plans are for the conclusion of your adventure. A small gesture from Bakugou clarifies his feelings.
drabbles will be posted under the tag #bakugou barbarian verse
12/24🎄
Beautiful Night
18+ mdni; suggestive
snow leopard!gojo wants to take care of you so badly. he wants to groom you just the way he does himself. he will literally lick your skin and the tickling sensation makes you laugh. he peeks at you with his big blue eyes, proud that you're enjoying this.
he licks and nips at the soft skin of your stomach, gently sinking his teeth into you every so often just to give you a little toothy grin when you quietly gasp at his antics. he nuzzles his nose at your skin as he moves up on your body.
his tail is trails over your thighs as he hovers above you and he doesn't miss how you shiver below him. he's trying so hard to not focus on the fact that you taste so good, that you smell so good – he's just trying to clean you. he's being a good boy right now, he's not thinking about anything else other than taking care of you. he's not thinking about the way you're slowly but surely starting to take in bigger and deeper breaths. he's not thinking about how warm you are. how you're grinding into his knee, the one that's very convienently resting right between your thighs. how warm you are. he's not thinking about the way your hands are buried in his pearly white locks, the way your fingers are grazing at his soft, fuzzy ears. he can hear your heartbeat and he can now really smell you, too. satoru closes his eyes and lowers himself further down onto you, his skin brushing against yours as he continues to lick at your neck.
he wants to bite down stronger. he wants to hear you – he wants you to gasp, he wants you to mewl for him. he just wants you to let him know how good he's doing:(((( he wants your praise and he wants your attention:(((( he never wants to let you go, to let you leave – you look so pretty here underneath him. his baby.
you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog.
HALP
a/n: ive been training my drawing skills and ended up upon basketball player! gojo, i am now on a rampage. can't believe my first post ever is gojo related.
masterlist bp! gojo
dividers by: @cafekitsune
basketball player !gojo who always has his wedding ring in a necklace underneath his jersey.
basketball player !gojo who is the rising star of one of the most popular teams in japan, and having a conflicted audience.
basketball player !gojo who is seen as a cocky and cheerful player, teasing his opponents and being an annoying colleague to his team.
basketball player !gojo where in one of his games, his adversary is trying to block him from being passed the ball, and is too rough, ending up grabbing his necklace and pulling with too much force.
basketball player !gojo who gets caught in surprise and ends up stumbling forward, as he sees his ring rolling down the floor and listens to the referee blowing the whistle.
basketball player !gojo who freezes in place, and next thing he knows he's on top of the player that broke his precious necklace.
basketball player !gojo whose team is panicking since they never saw his rising star being this reactive, doing their best while trying to hold him back.
basketball player !gojo who while getting up from the guy, he spits on him and points at him with eyes full of rage, saying that no one touches his fucking necklace but you and him.
basketball player !gojo who gets a foul and goes to the bench, still pissed that his necklace broke but plays with the ring to calm down.
basketball player !gojo whose older teammates are amazed at his reaction, and actually praise him for beating the shit out of the peasant from the other team, defending him in the post-game interviews.
basketball player !gojo who in the post-game interview is asked about his reaction in court, and he answers calmly, too calmly for the gojo satoru.
'there's another rule in the court when i stand on it. don't touch my fucking necklace.'
basketball player !gojo who gets home defeated, the present you bought for him broken in his hands. when he opens the door, he sees you get up from the couch and go straight to him.
basketball player !gojo who doesn't listen to your complaining over his reaction in court, instead interrupting you:
'it's broken now, i'm sorry'
basketball player !gojo whose wife (you) stops in her tracks and sighs. you reach your hand to his pouting face, stroking his cheek while he nuzzles on it.
basketball player !gojo who melts in your touch, and listens to you when you tell him that you prefer a broken necklace than him hurt in any way. he answers that he was hurt when his present was broken, the necklace that was given by his beautiful wife.
basketball player !gojo who looks at you with such puppy eyes, that you end up giving up on your scolding. you wrap your arms around his waist and snuggle against his chest, saying softly that you will buy another one.
'on another topic, that was fucking hot. good job hubby'
basketball player !gojo who is full of himself the next day in practice, back to annoy his teammates and coach, even without his ring with him.
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