ANYTHING Could Happen In A Cold Open Of The Monkees

Just some of my Mulder and Scully head cannons.

Mulder never unties his sneakers, just crams his feet into them and goes

Scully loves to sleep in

Mulder hums classical music around his home

They both never use a coaster, three coffee rings all over their office and homes

Mulder’s habit of falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV drives Scully crazy

Mulder has an unlimited supply of soft T-shirt’s, Scully has an unlimited supply of comfy sweaters

Mulder is almost always at the office first

Any time something goes missing in the office, Scully sarcastically says “It’s aliens, Mulder.” To which he responds “ha. Ha.” .

Mike: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.

Normalize whatever this is

you didn't see shit. 🤫🏴🖤

Self Made Man 🌙

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

New ghost theory

All ghosts are either souls of people with ADHD who keep getting distracted on their way to the afterlife or people with autism who refuse to change their routine even in death

Micky: I dare you to tell us a secret.

Peter: Okay, I’m… in love with Davy.

Davy: He said a secret, Peter.