What I Imagine He Singed

Birthday cake

Sally: Can we have birthday cake?

Slenderman: It's not even your birthday

Sally: The cake won't know that

Drew my beautiful princess. Loosely based off the image below which I found on Pinterest.

Masky: remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it would create a cohesive story? Let’s do that.

Masky: Two

Ej: thousand

Lj: men

Toby: ate

Ben: their

Jeff: dicks

Masky: Game's over

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!

In Court

Toby: *whispers to lawyer*

Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.

Toby: Just ask

Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

Liu: I got a bad feeling about this

Jeff: What do you mean?

Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?

Jeff: no?

Liu: That actually explains a lot

Bold of you

Eyeless jack, trying awkwardly to make small talk: So, are there any lucky women in your life?

Ticci toby, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

I love them so much AGHHH!!! A family portrait of these silly creatures (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

Toby: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment