Honestlyjustamillyfanpage - Madeleine/Clytemnestra's Wife

for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

Conservatoires are the only place in the world where you get penalised for being late but you can leave class early just to go to shows.

i had a terrible idea

The Chinese goverment gave me my passport back 🎉🎉🎉

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

started hannibal for the first time suicide POSTPONED

Clocked as a metal fan on the train while listening to Hannah Montana wtf is going on

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you gets sent down to super hell for confessing your feelings and which one of you is homophobic

And I wouldn't call her a bitch, but I would say that in my 21 years of living I realised for the very first time that I was dreaming just because she was being nice