Being On Tumblr For A Long Time But Never Reading Homestuck Like

Why is this interaction the funniest thing in the world to me

The perfect name

I have decided that I want a hamster named Penthesilea.

Got my wedding crashed by the Joker and Harley Quinn 🙄🙄

How could you kin Julian? He’s literally a tory...with this and the patcap shit this fandom’s doing my head in

thanks for the question! i kin julian because i hate women and minorities.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

"I'm Tokyo! I'm Rio! I'm El Profesor!"

I'm the guy who uses his one second of screen time to send Raquel a love heart

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

Horace’s Carmen Saeculare is wild

I knew all of these names individually but I never realised how insane they sound put together. Someone who doesn’t know Horace please make a story using these as the chapter names.