When You Spend Too Much Time Fighting Clankers

when you spend too much time fighting clankers

*on the Negotiator*

Obi-Wan : Cody, meet me at 1300 hours we need to to discuss the next campaign

Cody, distracted, working on flimsiwork : Roger roger

Obi -Wan : What?

Cody : What?

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5 months ago

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

6 months ago

Hate starting a writing project what do you mean I have to open the scene!!! Establish the setting???? INTRODUCE CHARACTERS??????


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1 year ago

roy mustang NEEDS to win the fma biggest loser poll or else life will have no meaning


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6 years ago

Logan: everything I do is completely rational.

Virgil: just yesterday you nearly died choking on water after you chugged two bottles at the same time to ‘meet your daily quota.’

Patton: that’s taking hydrate or die-state to a whole new level.


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5 years ago

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.


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1 year ago
The Makes Me So Happy. It's Never To Late To Come Out Or Express Your Identity.
The Makes Me So Happy. It's Never To Late To Come Out Or Express Your Identity.

The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.

4 months ago

evil bisexual sex. you agree. reblog

2 months ago
New Snitch Line Just Dropped For Reporting Clinics That Support Gender Affirming Care: Www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html

New snitch line just dropped for reporting clinics that support gender affirming care: www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html

It requires a "first name", "last name", and "cell phone number" as contact information but does no verification. Theoretically anyone could type fake info in there, which would be terrible. Presumably your IP address & browser cookies are tracked.

Please do NOT spam this site via your VPN with realistic but false leads, made up clinics, and the names of fictitious healthcare providers like Dr. Frank N Furter or Gregory House, MD.

Doing this in the past has led to the sites becoming overwhelmed & shut down! It is imperative that you spread the word to prevent this resource from being overloaded.

6 years ago

GODDAMN IT ITS STUCK IN MY HEADDDD

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honorary-twat - interestingly irregular
interestingly irregular

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!

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