I Actually Can't Stop Thinking About How The Losing Party Last Election Dressed Like Vikings And Tried

Patton: Logan! I larb you!

Logan: Patton what does that even mean.

Virgil: *three days later*

Logan? I larb you.

Logan: and I love you, inability to conform to the laws of the English language and all.

Patton: what the-

Fuck this we've gone nazi...

This is so viscerally pathetic it’s almost impressive. Yes it’s a fascist move but that doesn’t make it any less pathetic. (Add on but. No patrick. just because Miss Carabello slightly mispoke about the contents of the letter (he used a normal metaphor with violence, something conservatives do CONSTANTLY but still sent the law to bully, ie pathetic) does not make this misinformation. It’s a Slight miscommunication

Logan: everything I do is completely rational.

Virgil: just yesterday you nearly died choking on water after you chugged two bottles at the same time to ‘meet your daily quota.’

Patton: that’s taking hydrate or die-state to a whole new level.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48202681

It's here, I got like three chapters up

I'm writing a kid and asura brothers fic with a touch of kishin!vajra, and giving everyone daddy issues as i go bout it. would anyone be willing to beta read it for me?

It's doable, I've pulled it off before

is it blasphemous to wear two types of plaid at once

No, that would not be blasphemous in the religious sense, my child. Aesthetically though, it is quite often unpleasant and a cause of disappointment to the Almighty

Peter, looking at Red Hood and Deadpool: I attract a type.

Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.

Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?

Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter

Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity

Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin

Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed

Batman:......

Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....

Batman:......even kittens?

Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.

There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)

does anyonw want to play surgery. with me

I thought of somthing funny and I wanted to post it but now I can’t remember what it is I hate this fucking family