Every Day That I Don't Kill Myself Is Truly A Miracle At This Point.

Every day that I don't kill myself is truly a miracle at this point.

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4 months ago

Well thank goodness nothing was hurt

This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me
This Thread Absolutely Killed Me

this thread absolutely killed me

5 years ago

thank you.

honorary-twat - interestingly irregular
3 years ago

was talking to one of my friends after they asked if engines could blush and it turned into discussing how engines are alive

and I wound up saying "the engines are sapient for the same reason the toys in toy story are , because theyre loved" and

Was Talking To One Of My Friends After They Asked If Engines Could Blush And It Turned Into Discussing

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6 years ago

Don’t do this to me sanders.

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6 years ago

Sometimes im like “what if im not really genderfluid” but then im like i cried at my hair for like three months. so yeah

yknow some days I’m like “but what if I’m not really aromantic?” and then I remember that in elementary school my ideal future consisted of living in a mansion with all my friends and playing webkinz for eternity. so yeah

5 years ago

I thought of somthing funny and I wanted to post it but now I can’t remember what it is I hate this fucking family

2 months ago

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!


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3 years ago

Obi-Wan Kenobi Spoilers

I can't believe Qui-Gon Jinn spent the 23 years after his death being one with the Force and learning enough to manifest himself as a Force ghost, only to find out that every time he shows up when Obi-Wan is literally calling out to him for guidance his bum ass padawan can't even see him

Like I'm just imagining Obi-Wan close to tears, angstily crying out to his Master while Qui-Gon is standing right next to him looking like this

Obi-Wan Kenobi Spoilers

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honorary-twat - interestingly irregular
interestingly irregular

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!

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