I Know Murdering All Of The CEOs Of All The Evil Corporations Won't Solve Capitalism, But I Don't Think

Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢

You gotta hang out with Christians that consider you a sinner.

okay, fuck it, i seem to have headcanon for “Old Iron”

Obviously, the inspector is a badass adrenaline junkie who instantly and quite matter-of-factly decided to go lasso a runaway locomotive… but I’m imagining him running up to a bunch of crewmembers on their break and asking who would volunteer their engine and their own fragile, fleshy limbs to join him. 

And every man just blanches in disbelief, because no one signed on for such Indiana Jones bullshit. This is circa 1960, not 1860, and they plan on drawing their pensions, y’know? 

(This is one of my headcanons that works even better with non-sentient engines. Because there might be an impulse to risk one’s life to save a sentient being, although honestly even in the actual canon it’s James, one of the most unpleasant jerks around, so I think the inspector still wasn’t beating off volunteers with a stick.)

However, even before the inspector can hector them and shout that there is not a second to lose, ol’ Charlie Sand speaks up with preternatural calm: “Yeah, we’ll do it. Come along, Sid.” 

Everyone else (sans inspector): !!??!? 

And Sand spares a moment to turn back around. He is normally a sociable and easygoing kind of fellow, and no one was prepared for the dark quality to his smile. “I’ve heard what they’ve been saying about my engine. I’ll be goddamned if I lose this chance.” 

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

It's doable, I've pulled it off before

is it blasphemous to wear two types of plaid at once

No, that would not be blasphemous in the religious sense, my child. Aesthetically though, it is quite often unpleasant and a cause of disappointment to the Almighty

the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????

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thats my NAME

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@thatsthat24 thank you so much i’m dyinggggggg

I Dont even go by that name any more but stillllll

and thats not how i pronounce it either but you know what? CLOSE ENOUGH

Today’s #ShoutoutSunday is dedicated to every terrific “T(h)alia” in the world!! Hope you all had a wonderful week and an awesome one ahead! 💛🎧 (Song: “Mid City Love” - Jeff Lewis)

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

i lied i’m not into sex get on the operating table