My Everyday Life As A Teenage Robot

learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

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mmm love when someone makes a "lady boy" joke about someone while im around, very cool

vice president anomalo caris

I see the light now btw, hammers r my best friend

We are all salami logs in the meat slicer at some point or another

Cinnamon Roll Taur

The ooey gooey cinnamon roll taur... they are always warm and cozy and smell like. well. cinnamon rolls. freshly baked.

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Soon Manus, Father of the Abyss will fall before me!

-> girl who has only been upgrading her cooking stat and is gonna get flattened again

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

Jokes on you I’ve learned to be a shark because I enjoy never getting 8 hours of sleep unless I’m constantly moving